I don't know. There seems to be some unwritten rule that "If you're Asian you can get away with any style and still be cool."

Now, whether this has something to do with Anime or is as it appears to be, a Vanilla Ice retro-casual tribute, I ain't feelin' it either way. But does this matter to him? Clearly not. So, fuck me I guess.

Never again will you see a girl this adorable no matter what age you live to be. The fact that she had an English accent only made her that much more unobtainable.

Just seconds after this picture was taken she started puking her guts out all over the train. It was almost as if her head exploded due to being filled with too much vodka.

Absolutely perfect. You know what I mean?

This man was standing on the corner of 14th and Broadway shouting at the top of his lungs exactly what is written on his chest. He shouted it at women & children and even gave them the middle finger to drive the point home.

I want this man to replace my grandfather.

You hipsters, Rock-a-billies, models and punkers can all go fuck yourselves because none of you are as cool as this guy.

Can you say "Fresh off the boat?"

Some people when they go out to a club are mostly concerned that somebody else is gonna show up wearin' the exact same thing. I mean, it's something they totally obsess over to the point that they'd rather put on a pair of tighty-whities and roll around in baby powder before taking the chance.

And just for the record, this is in fact a female.

There are times in the city when there's nothin' that will impress you anymore. You've simply seen everything race by your face in the last 12 hours and there just aren't any more surprises left for the naked eye to behold.

Then some red, bulbous, giggling pixie with gnashing teeth starts skipping laps around a handicap kid, and you just can't help it, you'll be like: "Huh?"

Remember earlier when I said that you were never again going to see such an adorable girl ever again, no matter how long you live?

Well, this is what it's like living in NYC. Never say "Never."

You know how when you want something so badly you sign a pact with the devil to make it come true, but somehow he always seems to figure in some clever twist that never even crossed your mind until it was too late?

Well fuck Satan because it's STILL A THREESOME BABY!!!