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Photo by Normal Bob The only question I have is, who's civil rights is that T-shirt pertaining to in this case? I mean, I know it's "ALL" but there's some specific group that has yet to acquire all of their civil rights, and I want to know who it is exactly.	Photo by Normal Bob We all know that this feels good, and maybe when you're at home it's all right to ride the arm of the sofa or grind on a folded TV tray, but if you're ridin' railings at Union Square that's when it starts getting creepy.	Photo by Venessa Nina A Graver is a cross between Goth and Raver. It's the fun accessory-driven, baggy High-On-K-comfort of a Raver combined with the ultra dark, imposing black gloom of the Goth. In most cases the result is disastrous... and this is one.
Photo by Normal Bob "What? You think you're better than me just because you gotta a shirt on?!? Well you ain't! Hey man, do you gotta couple dollars for a sandwich? No? How about a handshake to show there's no hard feelings? C'mon, a handshake! Man to man! What the fuck? You think you're better than me?!?"	Photo by Venessa Nina Christ, this kid DID NOT want his shirt taken off. He put up the fight to the end. A fight that, sadly, he lost in a bitter pool of tears.	Photo by Venessa Nina Now, I got nothin' against the gays. They can have their bondage backpack parties, leashes and kneepads, but I expect more from a New York City gay-dom. Don't you? Is the spandex bicycling outfit considered fetishwear now? This looks like two soccer coach dads tryin' out the queer scene for the afternoon.
Photos by Bob Crawford Photos by Bob Crawford Photos by Bob Crawford See that guy there in the red? That is DJ, and DJ loves the ladies. Only problem is, the ladies don't like DJ. We call him DJ because that's his opening line to the girls he's tryin' to pick up on, "I'm a DJ." But it never seems to pan out. One after another after another, DJ tries to make headway, but one by one the girls leave him heartbroken, alone on his stoop. No matter how hard he tries no one seems to stick around to hear the long drawn out tales of the DJ, and DJ can't seem to figure out why. "What am I doing wrong?" He asks himself. Photo by Bob Crawford Photo by Bob Crawford Photo by Bob Crawford Photo by Bob Crawford Here, let me take you through DJ's 4 step ritual. Step 1: DJ find a girl alone and sit next to her. Step 2: DJ move closer to girl without her notice, and face bit more in her direction. Step 3: DJ leeeeeean near to girl cause girl smells good. Smells sweet like cotton candy. Step 4: DJ lean too close. Girl puts on headset. Ignored DJ :( Photos by Bob Crawford Photos by Bob Crawford Photos by Bob Crawford But the good news is that DJ is not a quitter! He keeps going and going, and you want to know why? Because practice makes perfect! Well, okay, not this time. But maybe the next time, because there's always a "next time," that's for sure. If there's one thing DJ's learned it's there's always another opportunity waiting, because there'll always be some girl sitting by herself... somewhere.

DJ at Union Square 7-28-04 Pen & Ink, 8.5" x 12" © 2004 Normal Bob Smith

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