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I swear, one second he was there in the crowd and then the next second he just disappeared! It was incredible! This 50 year old guy with red hair shaven back to the top of his head and pulled into a puffy little bun, giant teardrop earrings, a patchy kimono blouse with high-water cords!

Why are you looking at me like that? It's true I telz ya! He was right there in front of me!



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No one does mullet quite like the Scandinavian tourists do mullet.

You see, in their country the mullet represents status. There, a mullet gets you the best high tech gadgets, swankiest white jeans and the strongest wives.


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"I don't care. They look fine in front, and that's all that really matters."

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Yeah, I know. I'm not gay so maybe I don't totally understand. But tell me this oh great one, what are you gonna do when someone says shit about that gold belt holding those jeans up to your bellybutton? What? Nothin', that's what! You know why? Because all they gotta do is stomp on your sandal and you're out of commission for a month!

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I'm sorry, but as a diehard, staunch Evolutionist I have to actually believe that this is where we're all headed. In 4000 years this is what lay in store for us all.

And in 6004 when we go to the zoo with our huge, shiny foreheads, ET lips, and spindly interwoven limbs, we'll be gawking with herbivorous eyes through glass at guys that look just like the one directly to the right of this picture.


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"You want a picture of Strongman? Strongman pose for your picture! One, two, three. Take Strongman's picture now!"

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In New York City no one gives a fuck about the junkies. We all just sit back and watch their balancing act like it's some godforsaken carnival act. It's even gotten to the point where the police like to take in a free show every now and again.

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You don't think that a mullet can stop traffic? Well, prepare to be dazzled, because I am the one true Mullet God.... I mean Goddess! Screeeeech!!!!!! Crash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay guy, fine. You win. You're the most amazing stranger we've all ever seen. Congratulations. Everyone is so impressed.

Now cut the shit and take a fucking bath you deadbeat.



FIND THE STRANGERS!

Photo by Bob Crawford

It's another gorgeous day at Union Square, that's why we took this beautiful panoramic snapshot of me in front of the George Washington statue. But wait! There are two (that's right, 2!) Amazing Strangers lost somewhere in the crowd! Can you find them lurking about? Click on the image above and search them out for yourself... just like I always do!

To be able to play the above mystery search game you must be familiar with all of the Amazing Strangers. If you are not, click here and read about them all!

Give up? Click here to see them revealed.

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