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Photo by Normal Bob
I swear, one
second he was there in the crowd and then the next second
he just disappeared! It was incredible! This 50 year old
guy with red hair shaven back to the top of his head and
pulled into a puffy little bun, giant teardrop earrings,
a patchy kimono blouse with high-water cords!
Why are you
looking at me like that? It's true I telz ya! He was right
there in front of me! |
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No one does
mullet quite like the Scandinavian tourists do mullet.
You see, in
their country the mullet represents status. There, a mullet
gets you the best high tech gadgets, swankiest white jeans
and the strongest wives. |
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Photo by Normal Bob
| "I
don't care. They look fine in front, and that's all that
really matters." |
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| Yeah, I know.
I'm not gay so maybe I don't totally understand. But tell
me this oh great one, what are you gonna do when someone
says shit about that gold belt holding those jeans up
to your bellybutton? What? Nothin', that's what! You know
why? Because all they gotta do is stomp on your sandal
and you're out of commission for a month! |
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by Jo
I'm sorry,
but as a diehard, staunch Evolutionist I have to actually
believe that this is where we're all headed. In 4000
years this is what lay in store for us all.
And in 6004
when we go to the zoo with our huge, shiny foreheads,
ET lips, and spindly interwoven limbs, we'll be gawking
with herbivorous eyes through glass at guys that look
just like the one directly to the right of this picture. |
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Photo
by Genna
| "You
want a picture of Strongman? Strongman pose for your picture!
One, two, three. Take Strongman's picture now!" |
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Photo by Normal Bob
| In New York
City no one gives a fuck about the junkies. We all just
sit back and watch their balancing act like it's some
godforsaken carnival act. It's even gotten to the point
where the police like to take in a free show every now
and again. |
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Photo by Normal Bob
You don't
think that a mullet can stop traffic? Well, prepare to
be dazzled, because I am the one true Mullet God....
I mean Goddess! Screeeeech!!!!!! Crash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Okay guy,
fine. You win. You're the most amazing stranger we've
all ever seen. Congratulations. Everyone is so impressed.
Now cut the
shit and take a fucking bath you deadbeat. |
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FIND
THE STRANGERS!

Photo
by Bob Crawford
It's
another gorgeous day at Union Square, that's why we
took this beautiful panoramic snapshot of me in front
of the George Washington statue. But wait! There are two (that's right, 2!) Amazing Strangers lost
somewhere in the crowd! Can you find them lurking about?
Click on the image above and search them out for yourself...
just like I always do!
To be able
to play the above mystery search game you must be familiar
with all of the Amazing Strangers. If you are not, click
here and read about them all! |
Give up?
Click here to see them revealed. |
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