Rambling Bill The conspirisist Communist Madman Photo
by Normal Bob
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by Normal Bob
Bill
is a boil on the ass of The No Police State Coalition.
Bill is a socialist, Russian communist sympathizer,
atheist with a lisp (that's what his tongue is doing
in this pic, in case you're wondering).
I love
Bill because Bill gives me some of the greatest
images to photograph that anyone could ever hope
to photgraph.
Bill
doesn't like me because I don't pay him proper respect
at times. As a result, Bill refers to me as The
Fake Atheist when we pass on the street or stumble
across each other at Walgreens.
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by Normal Bob
Every
day Bill is at Union Square waiting for the NPSC.
He's there 15 minutes before they arrive, and at
the end of the day when they leave he leaves. Bill
heckles, interrupts and shouts over everything the
NPSC says all the time, whenever he sees a correction
or revision in order.
Needless
to say Joseph (left) and Geoffrey (right) of the
NPSC are fed up with Bill.
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Bill
has his own banners, but he can never find someone
else who'll help him hold the other end. And even
worse, when he does find somebody who'll help him
out, nobody takes him that seriously.
As you
can see here, Bill takes his banners quite seriously, while my friend Skater Bob does not.
Bill
has one of the veiniest necks I've ever seen.
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by Normal Bob
Lately,
Bill has become such a nuisance to the NPSC that
Geoffrey and Joseph have resorted to getting some
of their younger supporters to attack Bill with
Silly String and water pistols.
This
frustrates Bill a great deal, so Bill resorts to
incessant name calling.
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Bill
doesn't use normal name-calling terminology when
he name calls. Bill calls people names like Hogwashers,
Lolliegaggers, Hornswogglers, Hoodwinkers and, on
this particular day he called his assailants, "Provocateurs."
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by Normal Bob
But
no matter how much they sprayed him with string
and water (that's why his clothes are wet in these
pictures) he would not go away.
He would
run like a small child all over the park trying
to outrun the shooting liquids, but he consistently
returned louder, angrier and damper than before.
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by Normal Bob
Bill
is 60 years old. He's been doing this out here at
Union Square for more than 30 years. Bill was even
here after Kennedy was shot, during protests of
the Vietnam War, Martin Luther King's assassination
and post Watergate.
Here's
another picture of him being sprayed with Silly
String.
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by Normal Bob
I understand
that Bill is an annoyance to the NPSC, and I love
and respect the NPSC, but I'd really hate to see
Bill go away. He's one of the gang here at Union
Square.
He's
won over the hearts of so many and carved a niche
for himself at the park.
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by Normal Bob
I'd
honestly miss Bill if he were to ever call it quits.
Bill is a Union Square staple, a historic landmark,
the lone voice of socialist, Russian communist sympathizer,
atheists with lisps around the world, and most importantly
he's another wonderful, beautiful, peculiar AMAZING STRANGER!
Bill pretty much sums up what's going on right at the beginning. I'm the fake atheist political police agent provocateur, those students around him are Jesus freaks organized by the U.S. government.
The most enduring part of this video for me is when he starts calling to the crowd for any progressive people to come up and help interfere with the stuff going on here. It's kinda sweet. Like a shivering puppy in a rainstorm.
BILL! Go take a break from Union for 10 minutes! Go get a slice of pizza and take a walk in the park, and come back a little later! You're allowed to flee and return after that've left! You don't HAVE to endure the whole world right now! Aww, but I suppose that's why you're precisely who you are.
As you well
know, I'm a huge fan, and I admire you greatly, however,
as much as it pains me to do so, I must object to the
"Soft" position that you have taken towards the antics
of Mr. Bill.
Yesterday,
September 25th, 2004 the NPSC stepped it up against
Mr. Bill.
To the casual
observer, the treatment of Mr. Bill might have seemed
a bit rough,.....unnecessarily cruel even, but for anyone
who is familiar with the history of Mr. Bill's relationship
with the NPSC, and of the incessant and vicious attacks
that the NPSC has suffered at the hands, and mouth of
this LUNATIC!,.....yesterday's action taken against
Mr. Depperman was not only just and humane, but it was
a long over due and most welcome development.
It was an
action essential to the continuation of the Free Speech
Event at Union Square, and an action that was needed,
to secure the event from the operations of all saboteurs,
hell-bent on destroying our event, and our group..
It was important
to send the message that this type of offense against
our group, is something that this group will no longer
tolerate, and that anyone who attempts to conduct themselves
in similar fashion, will find themselves in an "Uncomfortable"
situation.
During the
past week, members of the NPSC, and other Free Speech
Event participants, who are completely fed up with Mr.
Bill's long history of relentless harassment of the
speakers at our event, decided to take action.
The action
taken against Mr. Bill at the past three Free Speech
Events, consisted of the following:
Bill's "Bullhorn Donations Bucket" was made to dissapear,.....the
replacement bucket was kicked about the park frequently
sending the small amount of donation money contained
within, flying,.....his stupid cardboard sign which
contained statements critical of the Blank Brothers
and Dennis Griggs, was ripped up,..... a duplicate sign
appeared at the very next Free Speech Event but that
one was sprayed with red and blue permanent ink,.......he
was forced to endure clouds of second hand smoke,......
he was forced to endure streams of highly offensive
FART SPRAY,........ he was sprayed with silly string,.......
his banners and signwork were sprayed with permanent
black and blue ink,...... he was doused repeatedly and
soaked with water, ....AND STILL,....BILL WOULD NOT
GIVE UP HIS MISSION TO DESTROY OUR FREE SPEECH EVENT!
Finally,
during yesterdays Free Speech Event, after being subjected
to much of the same aforementioned treatment, and subjected
to the additional humiliation of being sprayed from
a squeeze bottle and coated with a nice THICK STICKY
EGG BATTER,.....Depperman was forced to slither back
into his hole in retreat, and was not heard from again
for the remainder of the day.
The crowd
for the most part was pleased, with the exception of
a few bleeding heart pacifists and enablers, ( not necessarily
supporters, because Depperman has none ) but for the
core members of the NPSC, it was a great and triumphant
day, and as I said before,.....LONG OVERDUE!!!!
This ASSHOLE
had it coming to him, and he has only gotten a fraction
of what he truly deserves.
After being
Bill's punching bag, and after years of actually being
cordial to that Shit-Head and strongly advocating against
any aggressive action being taken against Mr. Bill for
over a year,........I must admit I had more than just
a little taste for REVENGE!......So much so in fact,
that I was even a little disappointed that Depperman
didn't stick around long enough for us to apply the
multi-colored glitter that we had waiting for him. He
would have looked really wonderful, with all that sparkly
stuff stuck to that coating of Sticky Egg Batter!....almost
as good as Bob looks in his Devil outfit.
"Beware the
wrath of patient men!"
One of our
friends and supporters shot a video of yesterdays festivities,
and it looks great,....IT IS HYSTERICALLY FUNNY!!!!!
It clearly shows Mr. Depperman getting a face full of
silly string, combing it out of his straw like hair,
and getting hit in his face with thick streams of EGG
from the squeeze bottle. If you have an analog to digital
converter, it would be nice to put some of those images
on the web site.
I'm sure
that we haven't seen the last of Mr. Depperman, so we
will stand prepared to continue our efforts to find
creative Non-Violent methods to discourage him from
disrupting our event. Please forward any suggestions
you might have, I would appreciate the aid of such a
creative genius such as yourself.
We will also
capture all future efforts to deal with Depperman on
video, and the compilation of these video clips will
be sure to provide us with endless entertainment, and
might even win us the grand prize on America's Funniest
Home Videos.
