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Photo by Normal Bob
This fella
was be-boppin' his way down Broadway, winkin' at girls,
snappin' his fingers and tappin' his toes! He had a spring
in his step that'd lead you to believe he was the best
lookin' guy in town!
Sadly, from
the front, he was not. |
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by Normal Bob
Um, can you
say "milf?" I swear I almost creamed my jeans
when I saw this pink haired mama strut by me.
Yes, I'll
be papa to your baby.
Yes, I'll buy you all the hair dye and pink accessories
you need.
Yes, I'll keep you up every night giving it to you hard
until I'm cummin' dust. |
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by Normal Bob
| There's only
one man who can pull off struttin' around in a pink shirt
and shades, socks w/sandals and swingin' a cane. And that's
because in the wintertime he also gets away with wearin'
a red suit with a white furry trim, shiny black boots
and a big bag of toys. |
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Photo by Venessa Nina
| Yeah, that's
right. Another fuckin' junky crashed out on a park bench
who doesn't even know what planet he's on. I dunno. What
are we gonna do? Does life even have any value anymore?
Does anyone think about tomorrow? What is love? |
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Photo by Venessa Nina
| That's a compound
fracture, baby! Bone popped right out and they had to
push it back in. And what did he do? He got a tattoo of
a fuckin' zipper around it. Pretty sweet. |
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Photo by Normal Bob
This man was
sitting inside of a post office mail basket talking to
himself without moving that hand at all. Not even the
slightest inch!
I wonder where
he got mailed to? |
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This guy had
one of the most original panhandling techniques I've ever
witnessed. He flexed his muscle at everyone who walked
by (especially the ladies) and told them "I got
what you need!" and "See this? See this?
You know you want it, baby! You know it'll be in your
dreams tonight!"
This guy had
one of the most original panhandling techniques I've ever
witnessed. He flexed his muscle at everyone who walked
by (especially the ladies) and told them "I got
what you need!" and "See this? See this?
You know you want it, baby! You know it'll be in your
dreams tonight!"
I'd like
to conclude this with a quote from one of my favorite
movies of all time:
"We all have our pluses... and minuses"
Actor: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Film: Happiness |
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Photo by Normal Bob
Okay, now
this is one of the less desirable No Police State speakers.
He sleeps in the park, writes his protests on a ripped,
dirty T-shirt and, well, bends with his back instead of
at the knees, like we'd prefer.
You know,
just don't socialize with anybody who wears socks and
sandals. I think that'd be a pretty safe bet. |
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Photo by Venessa Nina
Jesus Christ!
If it hasn't been made totally clear to you already, New
York City has a junky problem! They're all over the place
conking out everywhere, slowly dying on every street corner.
This one here
is 8 months pregnant begging for spare change while nodding
off on heroin. |
Video
by Venessa Nina
| If you think
you got the stomach for it you can download a clip of her nodding off on 14th and Park Avenue South and watch
the magic of life unfold. |
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