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This fella was be-boppin' his way down Broadway, winkin' at girls, snappin' his fingers and tappin' his toes! He had a spring in his step that'd lead you to believe he was the best lookin' guy in town!

Sadly, from the front, he was not.


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Um, can you say "milf?" I swear I almost creamed my jeans when I saw this pink haired mama strut by me.

Yes, I'll be papa to your baby.
Yes, I'll buy you all the hair dye and pink accessories you need.
Yes, I'll keep you up every night giving it to you hard until I'm cummin' dust.


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There's only one man who can pull off struttin' around in a pink shirt and shades, socks w/sandals and swingin' a cane. And that's because in the wintertime he also gets away with wearin' a red suit with a white furry trim, shiny black boots and a big bag of toys.


Photo by Venessa Nina
Yeah, that's right. Another fuckin' junky crashed out on a park bench who doesn't even know what planet he's on. I dunno. What are we gonna do? Does life even have any value anymore? Does anyone think about tomorrow? What is love?


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That's a compound fracture, baby! Bone popped right out and they had to push it back in. And what did he do? He got a tattoo of a fuckin' zipper around it. Pretty sweet.

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This man was sitting inside of a post office mail basket talking to himself without moving that hand at all. Not even the slightest inch!

I wonder where he got mailed to?


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This guy had one of the most original panhandling techniques I've ever witnessed. He flexed his muscle at everyone who walked by (especially the ladies) and told them "I got what you need!" and "See this? See this? You know you want it, baby! You know it'll be in your dreams tonight!"

This guy had one of the most original panhandling techniques I've ever witnessed. He flexed his muscle at everyone who walked by (especially the ladies) and told them "I got what you need!" and "See this? See this? You know you want it, baby! You know it'll be in your dreams tonight!"

I'd like to conclude this with a quote from one of my favorite movies of all time:
"We all have our pluses... and minuses"

Actor: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Film: Happiness


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Okay, now this is one of the less desirable No Police State speakers. He sleeps in the park, writes his protests on a ripped, dirty T-shirt and, well, bends with his back instead of at the knees, like we'd prefer.

You know, just don't socialize with anybody who wears socks and sandals. I think that'd be a pretty safe bet.


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Jesus Christ! If it hasn't been made totally clear to you already, New York City has a junky problem! They're all over the place conking out everywhere, slowly dying on every street corner.

This one here is 8 months pregnant begging for spare change while nodding off on heroin.



Video by Venessa Nina
If you think you got the stomach for it you can download a clip of her nodding off on 14th and Park Avenue South and watch the magic of life unfold.

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