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Nothing says Amazing Strangers to me more than these two, retarded old ladies in matching, giant fur coats, wacky blond wigs browsing along Canal Street. They are truly rich in a way you and I will never understand.

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Now, I'm not really sure what more needs to be said about this picture. Frankly, if you can't figure it out for yourself then you're just as much part of the problem as he is.

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So what do you do when some guy double parks you into your space? I'll tell ya what! You go up and piss all over the grill of his truck, that's what! Then you walk over to the nearest tavern and remember that you don't even own a car.

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He stood there lookin' at me like i was the weirdo for wanting the picture.

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One of the most difficult things about living in New York is constantly having to deal with all the girls that are just too good to be true. But you just gotta deal. You have to turn your head and look in the other direction like they ain't even there. That's the only way to survive this city.

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You better watch out kid, I might come over there and KIDNAP ya! Here I come to get ya! I'm comin ta getcha! hehe... Whacha gonna do? Tell your mommy who isn't anywhere to be seen? Ooh, I'm so scared!

Heh heh, I'm just fuckin' with ya, kid. Or am I? Here I come again! Heh heh heh.

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After just a few minutes of observing these cute little poochies I began to understand that the reflective raincoats which protected them from being run over were, ironically, the very reason they were suicidal.

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"Dear LiveJournal,
I finally did it! I'm a hobo! I got the scruffy beard, charcoal face, and I'm wearin' my hat all screwy like! And guess what? I hoboed up my laptop too! It's the hobo life for the both of us from now on!
Sincerely,
boxcarderek_69"


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Jesus Christ! This lady wins "Most Creepy Amazing Stranger," like, forever! Now get her the fuck outta here! Get away! Get away! Give her whatever she wants and get her away from here!!! Yhaaaaahhhh!

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