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It took me awhile, and when I took this picture I was against it, but now I think she's sold me on it and I'm buyin' into what she's got goin' on.

Like, it's just that I can't figure out what's wrong with it. Sky blue Chuck Taylors, short shorts, tight top, flower in the hair on a summer stroll through the park... yeah. It's good. I'm there. Count me in. I'll take two.


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This one however did NOT take me time to decide on.
45 year olds dressin' like they're 15 isn't only inappropriate, it's creepy. "Creepy" like she goes home and smiles like C-3PO at her reflection in the mirror while "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" plays in rotation in the background.

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I don't know what it is exactly about hacky sacking that I don't like. I always just associate it with people who're in a circle kickin' a beanbag around. Or maybe it's how they dress?

Yeah, that's it. How they always dress.

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Good Lord. This nation has a serious problem. I forget how serious until I get out of the city for like an afternoon and see what's goin' on everywhere else.

It's not even about makin' fun anymore. Now it's just about deformation. Bizarre out-of-control behavior and utter denial when you see your reflection. That's what it's gotten to.

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Praise be to the D&D, Drama Club, dork couples of the world! Though the glamour and glory is thin, the sex– awkward and never mentioned afterwards, and the pants bright and baggy, your love is forever.
D&D, Drama Club love is the only love that lasts forever and ever every time, and that's good enough for me!


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This set of Amazing Strangers has a neat little story to go with 'em. I was with my friend Noah at the time and when we got on this train they looked at him like he had leprosy. The woman in the middle even leaned over to her husband and and whispered to him about Noah. Then they stopped when the realized I was with Noah taking this picture of them.

THEN all of us got off at the same stop, and that's when Noah noticed that the lady with the rat's nest hair was actually wearing a pair of earrings Noah had made and sold to a jewelry store in Manhattan!

Saw it with my own eyes, and it was equally impressive as it was hilarious.

See Noah & his stuff here.

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Listen. Being a dad ain't easy. You gotta constantly be aware of the baby's needs. If its cryin' you'll shove anything in its face just so it'll shut up, and you always need to have your desk chair close at hand. Then before you know it you've gone through like 8 cans of soda and pissed your overalls good.


When does that give you time to sleep? Yeah. So shut the fuck up.


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Catholics do you suppose? No, Christians. Hardcore vampire Christians, the likes of which you've never seen before or ever will see again.

And that's not coffee. It's blood. The blood of Jesus Christ, to be exact.

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When you can spot the toupee from another car, in speeding traffic, on the Interstate then that means it's time to be bald, for Christ's sake.

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