See that guy on the right who looks like Andy Dick's dad? Well, that's Ratface, and Ratface likes to just stand and stare at the girls in your group. See that group there? They don't know him, and he doesn't know them, but he REALLY likes to give that wincing grin to girls he finds interesting. Then he came and sat next to us and stared and Bob took my camera, leaned in and held it out and snapped this beautiful picture of the two of them together doing the "Ratface!"

So I'm walking up to Union with a friend explaining to him how Union Square is different at nighttime than it is during the day. "It's a whole different scene. People are a little crazier, drunker and stupider." Then, not five minutes after we sit down on the steps there this grinning junky comes up and starts singing to us, then shows us his arms, and proceeds to squeeze pus out of his track marks, rubbing it all over his arm. [see video, if you dare] Fucking outrageous, right?

Afterwards the junky bums a cigarette and takes a huge drag from it, turns his head and vomits like a fucking volcano all over the steps right were we're sitting! We all leap up and scramble several feet away, laughing in complete disgust while the newly refreshed junky runs off into the night.

Then, as if this all wasn't enough, a group of Scenesters sit down where we were and one of them leans back an puts his hand right into the vomit, and keeps it there, while we all laughed and took pictures.
"Yeah, so that's Union at night" I explained.