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XXXTREME ACTION ADS!
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Video by Normal Bob

Hey you! Are you tired of old fashioned sandwich-board Appletown, USA street advertising? Are you looking for something more EXTREME?!?! Well look no further because now there's the surfboardin' punkrock star TRIPLE XXXTREME ACTION ADVERTISING!!!!!

THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDFATHER'S ADVERTISING! IT'S TRIPLE THE X-CITEMENT! TRIPLE THE X-POSURE! TRIP-TRIP-TRIPLE THE X-TREME!!!!!!


The Black Israelites
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Video by Normal Bob

On Easter Sunday the Black Israelites were at Union Square explaining how white people suck for what they once did, so now the Black Israelites are gonna copy what white people did and repeat that mistake, only this time it's gonna be blacks, Hispanics and Native Americans oppressing white-folks.

I forgot to ask them their exact plans, IE if they intend to simply torment us, or enslave us, torture us, or if it'll simply be a mass execution of us all.
No matter, they weren't taking questions from white people anyhow.


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Luckily there were a whole bunch of NYU college students there to protest with signs constructed out of notebook paper written in black sharpie telling us what everyone should really think IE- Love everybody, don't hate, killing is wrong, etc.
In the end it seemed to be a very productive rally for everyone involved.

Anti-Black Israelites
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Photo by Normal Bob

So while the Black Israelites we're subjecting Union Square to their anti- white- people agenda this girl, whom I've titled "The Bravest Little Hero" sprouted out from between the cracks in the pavement to shatter the hate! And that's just what she did.

About a half hour after this picture was taken I spotted her running from the park as fast as her little legs could carry her, and as she exited she screamed over her shoulder "FUCK YOU!!!" while flipping the bird at their stage. There was nothing more obvious at that moment than the fact that she'd thought of something even more poignant and heart felt to write on a piece of paper to hold over her head, and she was gonna be right back to do exactly that.


Black Rabbi
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Photos by Normal Bob

This is the Black Rabbi, and he's probably the most dependable peeper of Union Square.

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The Black Rabbi is the most shameless of all the peepers of Union Square. Here he is peeping up the skirts of a group of 13 year old Catholic schoolgirls.
I can almost guarantee that you're at Union Square and it's a nice day he's there somewhere, all you have to do is look around a little.

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The Black Rabbi. Who know, perhaps he's sitting right under you at this very moment peeping you! Why not look around and see?


Video by Normal Bob

Here's a funny video I took of my girlfriend giving a lady in a skirt a "Black Rabbi Alert!"


Wilbers
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Photos by Skater Bob

More than ever before the transgender girl-to-boy bull dykes have been popping up everywhere. This fashion trend is more prevalent than I remember seeing ever before. EVER! And it wouldn't be such an eye-sore if it didn't appear as though they were purposely trying to emulate the most god awful attributes of the worst kind of guys.

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And nothing validates this observation more than the mall-grab (the term referring to the wrong way to hold your skateboard). In fact, that's exactly why the mall-grab exists. To separate out the posers from everybody else.

I mean, Jesus Christ! You're gay! You're supposed to be ahead of the trends! Not giving a shout-out to the fashion statements made by the same frat-assholes who ruined each day you spent in high school!

Anyhow, you've succeeded. You're a dumbass guy now. Happy?




Electrified Born-again!
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Video by Normal Bob

You know how after you've just gone to church how super terrific you feel and you're all high on the love of Jesus Christ!! And then after you've left church and you're done talking with your friends you're still totally electrified about how right you are with all that kooky Bible information you got cluttering up your brain, so while you're walking through the park on such a nice new Spring day (to thank Jesus for) you gotta show off how charismatic, giving, fun-loving and excitable you are while at the same time scoring points for the guy you think is God which you'll be sure to tell the story of next time you're back at church with your friends?!?


Here's that lady.

Tough Babe
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Photos by Skater Bob

This one Skater Bob took, but I really wish I could take credit for it. That's the look of a girl who's seen some serious shit in her time, and it's fucking hot!

Freddy II
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Photo by Normal Bob

This is Freddy 2. Years ago there was this guy named Freddy who was a junkie and used to dance for change at Union Sq. (pg 38, click here). Anyhow, Freddy disappeared, but happily I've discovered Freddy II to take his place.

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Video by Normal Bob

Here he is crashing an amateur rap video these guys were trying to film, and it is these reasons why I loved Freddy 1 back so many years ago.

J Train Bum Fight
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Video by Normal Bob

Then finally, after a long Thursday in the sun, to catch this on the J train home was probably the only thing that could make this bright day brighter. It really speaks for itself, so what more can I say besides, enjoy the bum fight.

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