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Psycho Dance Skills

Video by Normal Bob

How do they know? How do the crazies all just know to come to Union Square, throw down a hat and come completely unhinged right there to the left of Trashcan #1 right where they're supposed to do exactly that?

Models

Photo by Skater Bob
This is a picture of models explaining pictures of themselves and discussing how pretty they are.

Photo by Skater Bob

In these particular images the pictures are of the boy and he's the one explaining the photos and it's the girl who's discussing with him how pretty he is in them.

Sometimes the roles are reversed.

Juggalows

Photo by Bobby J

Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting to photograph Juggaloes at Union Square? Because as everyone knows Juggaloes are a direct descendant of gravers... or are gravers descendant s of Juggaloes??

My own personal belief is that the very first kid to do the goth/raver combo did it because of ICP, so you can understand my excitement. It's like having the Gilled Antelope stroll by, or a Yeti sighting.


Tourists

Photo by Skater Bob

I believe it's only after you've lived in NYC a while that the tourists really stand out and you can dissect them down to the fraction; Down to the emasculated emo D-student and his dickhead older brother that calls him "faggot" and bitchslaps the self-esteem out of him at the dinner table in front of their despondent parents who've had a Friday night let's-try-to-save-our-sexlife "Date Night" scheduled for the last two and a half years that only ever actually happens when neither of them is sober enough to focus on anything naked about themselves.

You can see it written on their foreheads after about 3 years here.

Summer in the Square!

Photo by Normal Bob
There's no better way to put it. Summer In The Square is ass.
Tranny Rock

Photo by Normal Bob

Trannies rock. Have I said it before? Trannies fuckin' rock. No one ever gives a shout out to the trannies but that's what I'm doing right now.

They're the opposite of tourists. They're the opposite of "Summer in the Square!" which means they rank in my top ten.

Dream it and you can achieve it.


Combover Nightmare

Photo by Bobby J

Jesus Christ, what the fuck happens to us when we get old? I am so scared of time. Life is such a nightmare. What the fuck. The world shits all over your head, then you try to sweep it under the rug to hide from your own failures, but your failures are too huge and the rug is falling apart, and all you see when you look in the mirror is a blur where your head should be because the only way your brain can comprehend existence is by denying yours.

Mother fuck.

Style

Photo by Bobby J

You know what? Nevermind. There's still hope when you're old. You just have to be careful. Just keep your fucking eyes open and look in the mirror every day and pay attention!

If there's one thing I've learned is how to take criticism, and when someone you know tells you an ugly truth about yourself you've gotta look it square in the face, accept it, manage it, get it under control and work with it.

I guarantee you, when it comes to criticism, the man on the left refuses it, and the man directly above accepts it with a smile. Which one would you rather have lunch with?

Queer Rocky

Video & photo by Normal Bob
There isn't anything that needs to be written down about this. All I have to add is to note the male patterned baldness mohawk. Everything else is really self explanatory.
Criticism or not, whatever my whole philosophy is on this it doesn't pertain here. It is moot.

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