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If you haven't already checked it out be sure to go see the new Amazing Strangers Map I posted last week, and you probably couldn't miss the handy menu I've constructed on the left for easy access to all your favorite Union Square exposes!

THIS WEEK'S FEATURED VIDEO
Rule #1: If anyone at Union Square ever asks you if they can use your cell, simply respond: "TCC Payphone. 75 cents anywhere in the US. Right across the street."
Then point far away, and repeat.

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Lessons of a Junky

Video by Skater Bob

A couple weeks ago Skater Bob took my camera and shot this interview with a Union Square junky who had his night-bag in hand and was on his way to get cleaned up, as long as he got to the clinic before midnight.

He hung around Union until long after 12 trying desperately to continue the interview and sharing his wisdom, repeatedly reminding us all he had to do was get there by midnight.

Zombie Junkie
Video by Normal Bob

Your typical lazy junky stroll through Union Square on a lovely summer's afternoon.

I wonder where he's headed? Again, see map.

Young Love

Photo by Normal Bob

Young lovers on a Friday night at the J Train subway platform.

(Yes, that's their own vomit they're wading in with their flip flops).


Rage Against the Machine

Video by Normal Bob

It's all about image at the park. Not teeth, mind you. Image.
Junky the Barbarian

Photo by Normal Bob

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Don't show this page to the featured Amazing Stranger! He scares the shit outta me! ... when he's not nodding out on a bench, or staggering through the park in a dope daze.

Flip Flops

Photo by Normal Bob
For those of you who aren't already aware, this is a completion of the flip flops uniform. A flip flops outfit brought to its rightful, true end as per the flip flop guidelines, rules & restrictions (Partial erection optional).
Hippity Hop Hop Hop!

Video by Normal Bob

Most of the time Skater Bob's immediate outbursts sum it up better than I ever could.
KKK Bus

Video by Normal Bob

Every rainy day the KKK tour bus rolls through Union Square, so when you see it always be sure to yell out "KKK GO HOME! GET OUT OF NEW YORK CITY KU KLUX KLAN! SIEG HEIL!"

Father/Son Panhandling

Video by Normal Bob

I'm concluding this page with a beladed Father's Day tribute!

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