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Welcome to another fun page of Amazing Strangers!

Today's FEATURED VIDEO is Skater Bob trying to talk 15 year old Zippy's mom into letting Zippy stay out longer so they can play skateboarding.

And Bob being such a good influence on young Zippy, how could she refuse? Watch the video and see.

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Signs & the Preacher Girl

Video by Normal Bob

In all my years of dueling with fundies there's only been one man whom I've seen successfully debate them, and win.

Signs uses some of the best arguments and reverse psychology techniques to not only silence street preachers, but actually banish them from the park!

I invite you to study his unique method.

Inna & the Scene

Photo & video by Normal Bob

A couple weeks ago while I was out of town there was a fight across the street on Scenester Island between the scenesters and the skaters. So a week or so later when I had representatives of both gangs in front of me, I tried to get the full story and some sort of resolution.
As you'll see, no one was willing to cooperate.
Hailing a Cab SUCKS!

Video & photo by Normal Bob

Ask anyone! Hailing a cab in the city sucks! And even if you do get one to stop some stupid yuppy will steal it right out from under your nose! It's enough to make you point your waggling tongue skyward and poop your diaper!


Graver Hippies

Photo by Normal Bob

Once again, my point is made. These gravers claimed to be hippies, then went straight to the back of the park, behind the statue, where the graver section is located.

Please refer to the "Do Gravers know they're Gravers?" chapter in the Gravers section. I tackled this issue years ago to head off these sorts of claims before they even begin.

Hairleave

Photo by Normal Bob

Once the do appears to be the cause, that's when it's done.

I know it hurts, but it's over already. Now stop it. You're only making things worse.

Israel vs Palestine

Video by Normal Bob

In the battle between Israel and Palestine this woman shows us exactly how we're going to solve this this thing.
Pimpin'

Photos by Normal Bob

I've started a collection of this guy's pictures from different days because I'm determined to figure out how many variations he's actually working with. At present, short of a pair of gloves, it appears to be none.

Griswalds

Photo by Normal Bob

I spend a lot of my time examining Griswalds because, just as Clark Kent is Superman's commentary on the people, Griswalds are a commentary on normality.

Each individual Griswald is a compass arrow that points us toward the dictionary definition of "normal." It's an important quest to pursue so we may measure ourselves against it, then choose for ourselves whether to honor normality, or disgrace it.


Funniest Joke Ever!

Video by Normal Bob

"LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"


Jun 28, 2010

Subject: Graver Hippies

I'm the guy in the striped hoodie, shown in the photo you titled "Graver Hippies."

Except for the fact that we didn't go to hang out with the gravers, you were pretty spot-on. I guess I was guilty of gravery (gravy?) that day.

Well played, sir. Keep up the good work, and thanks for giving us the chance to laugh at ourselves.
 
Adrian H.

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