So Father's Day is a big day for Skater Bob. He & I had been planning this card for almost a month. Lots and lots of thought went into it, and we even printed a 4X6 color photo of them both for it and everything!

Here's the big moment caught on film.

Then 3 days after that, this happened.

Happy Father's Day again Signs.

Have you seen that Far Side comic with the caption: Nature's way of saying "Don't touch?"

Well if you haven't, you should before you come to Union Square.

Um, seriously. Anyone out there seen that particular Far Side? I searched Google images for 30 minutes and couldn't find the goddamned thing anywhere!

As much as I'd like Scenester Island to become Punkrock Island, it just isn't going to happen. Punks can't be relied on. The second you think you've got them pegged, they slump away somewhere else.
It's what punks do.
Breaking dreams in two.

Finally Skater Bob found someone his own age to play with at the park.

See more Skater Bob's moves on his YouTube page

This is how things happen at Union. One minute you're there, nothin's going on and you're thinking to yourself "Ahhhh, what a beautiful, peaceful day it is at the park."

Then, seconds later, a preacher stands in front of you, a fat old bum crawls over beside him and starts barking like a dog, the ripped pages of porno mags start flyin' and before you know it the world's falling apart at your feet.

Luckily, on this day, someone was there to pick up the pieces.

Yeah, Signs went up and gave the Chief of Police (or is this Sarge?) the new postcard.

Watch how Signs completely kisses the ass of this guy, to the point where he's asking the cop to rate his videos on YouTube when he goes to the site. Kind of hard to watch at points. Like a fight I once saw.

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