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The DJ
Photos by Bob Crawford |
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by Bob Crawford |
| See
that guy there in the red? That is DJ, and DJ loves
the ladies. Only problem is, the ladies don't like
DJ. We call him DJ because that's his opening line
to the girls he's tryin' to pick up on, "I'm
a DJ." |
But
it never seems to pan out. One after another after
another, DJ tries to make headway, but one by one
the girls leave him heartbroken, alone on his stoop. |
No
matter how hard he tries no one seems to stick around
to hear the long drawn out tales of the DJ, and
DJ can't seem to figure out why.
"What am I doing wrong?" He asks
himself. |
Photo by Bob Crawford |
Photo by Bob Crawford |
Photo by Bob Crawford |
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by Bob Crawford |
Here,
let me take you through DJ's 4 step ritual.
Step 1: DJ find a girl alone and sit next
to her. |
Step
2: DJ move closer to girl without her notice,
and face bit more in her direction. |
Step
3: DJ leeeeeean near to girl cause girl
smells good. Smells sweet like cotton candy. |
Step
4: DJ lean too close. Girl puts on headset.
Ignored DJ :( |
Photos by Bob Crawford |
Photos by Bob Crawford |
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by Bob Crawford |
| But
the good news is that DJ is not a quitter! He keeps
going and going, and you want to know why? Because
practice makes perfect! |
Well,
okay, not this time. But maybe the next time, because
there's always a "next time," that's for
sure. |
If
there's one thing DJ's learned it's there's always
another opportunity waiting, because there'll always
be some girl sitting by herself... somewhere. |
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DJ at Union
Square 7-28-04
Pen & Ink, 8.5" x 12"
© 2004 Normal Bob Smith |
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