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The DJ

Photos by Bob Crawford

Photos by Bob Crawford

Photos by Bob Crawford
See that guy there in the red? That is DJ, and DJ loves the ladies. Only problem is, the ladies don't like DJ. We call him DJ because that's his opening line to the girls he's tryin' to pick up on, "I'm a DJ." But it never seems to pan out. One after another after another, DJ tries to make headway, but one by one the girls leave him heartbroken, alone on his stoop. No matter how hard he tries no one seems to stick around to hear the long drawn out tales of the DJ, and DJ can't seem to figure out why.
"What am I doing wrong?" He asks himself.

Photo by Bob Crawford

Photo by Bob Crawford

Photo by Bob Crawford

Photo by Bob Crawford
Here, let me take you through DJ's 4 step ritual.
Step 1: DJ find a girl alone and sit next to her.
Step 2: DJ move closer to girl without her notice, and face bit more in her direction. Step 3: DJ leeeeeean near to girl cause girl smells good. Smells sweet like cotton candy. Step 4: DJ lean too close. Girl puts on headset. Ignored DJ :(

Photos by Bob Crawford

Photos by Bob Crawford

Photos by Bob Crawford
But the good news is that DJ is not a quitter! He keeps going and going, and you want to know why? Because practice makes perfect! Well, okay, not this time. But maybe the next time, because there's always a "next time," that's for sure. If there's one thing DJ's learned it's there's always another opportunity waiting, because there'll always be some girl sitting by herself... somewhere.


DJ at Union Square 7-28-04
Pen & Ink, 8.5" x 12"
© 2004 Normal Bob Smith

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