So what's a Scenester?
A Scenester is the melding of the Hipster and the Graver. Like Gravers a Scenester has its own collection of accessories.

A Scenester's accessories include, and ARE limited to: sunglasses, studded belts, key chains, tight jeans and tight shirts, iPods, bookbags, tight hoodies, black handkerchief in back pocket, and a fascination with robots, pirates and ninjas.

A Scenester cares more about his hair and clothes than a Graver. A Scenester will spend hours on hair; combing, primping, flattening and styling, while a Graver will rock a do-rag with a ponytail.

Like the Gravers the Scenesters hang only with their own kind, and any outsider who finds themselves within the Scenester clique risks being transformed into one of them, absorbed into the Scenester mass. The Scenester (like the Graver) is the dominant fashion statement in a relationship.

Unlike the Graver, the Scenester wears tight pants, tight hoodies and tight shirts.

Like the Graver, the Scenester includes bits of punk, gangsta (they sag the tight jeans & talk like thugs), jock, goth, and even a smidgin of vampire.

None of this fairs well for the Hipsters. Being co-opted by teens usually spells disaster for trends such as these.

But one of the most fascinating aspects of this whole entire Scenester invasion is that the Gravers are nowhere to be found! No joke. One look around Union Square, and what used to be everywhere, is now nowhere! Sure, there are some Scenesters who were once Gravers, but what was once hordes of Gravers occupying the park has completely disappeared! There isn't a Graver to be found! So I ask you: Where have the Gravers gone?