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There
are no silent, intangible messages from above to wait for.
Get the answers in plain old English delivered right to your
email. He will solve all of your problems and there'll be
no doubting that He is right. He's God.
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God
is here and only here, but before you go to the image of God
you should familiarize yourself with the Do's and Don'ts when
emailing Him. Would
you like to increase the odds of a quick and efficient response?
Here are some of the courtesies that God expects when you
are speaking to Him.
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Some
rules to remember
Begin
your email with "Dear Almighty God", " Oh God Almighty"
or "Oh hail The Almighty God in Heaven".
Conclude
your email with "Amen".
Capitalize
the first letter when referring to Him (He, You, Lord, Mr. Terrific,
etc...).
Bow
down before Him.
Praise
Him.
Include
a picture.
Believe.
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Don't
test God. Do not try to verify His authenticity (Ex.
"What's my middle name?" or "What song did my mother
sing to me when I was little?", etc..).
Don't
ask God for things (New bicycle, riches, good looks,
healing, etc...)
Don't
ask him trivia. (Ex.: "Can You make a rock so
big that You can't lift it?")
Don't
ask
questions for friends or friends of friends.
Don't
disagree with Him.
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WARNING:
Do
not look directly into the image of God. People
with heart conditions should consult their doctor before viewing
the image of God. Do
not download the image of God. Do
not email the image of God to God. Do
not bookmark a direct link to God.
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Clicking
on the image of God will produce an emailable text window. Construct
your email in the presence of God's image, then upon finishing your
email, click "send". Only after the email has been sent
should you close the window containing God's image. Do not return
to this page for at least 48 hours.
If
you are ready, click below on the link to God.

Response
in not guaranteed. God will only answer the questions that he
deems worthy. Replies may take 4 to 6 weeks. Answers will be emailed
directly to your computer and posted in the "Answered Prayers"
section of this web site.
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