actually i was just wondering why one so holey as tho would let a mere human have enuff intelligence to display the many theorys of why u dont exist on his web page. May the high god curse all his enemies and bless no one.

nema


Nema
 

HOW DARE YOU ADDRESS ME WITHOUT AN "ALMIGHTY"!
AND LOWER CASES ON REFERENCES TO ME?! I'LL SEE THAT YOU BURN FOR SUCH DISRESPECT!

Anywho, onto your question.
Um, yeah, you're talking about Bob right? I'm workin' on that. Along with the army of Christians I've got writing him foul-mouthed emails, I've also got one Hell of a hay fever season planned out for him.

Unfortunately Bob is not due to die for another 50 years or so. My bad. But when he does die, he's going straight to Hell!

What is Hell going to be for Normal Bob Smith? Two simple things:
Jake Busey and his lucky, golden fiddle.

 
Love, God

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