Dear almighty god,

why must you make such ignorant people. Take christians for example. They are really gay. You this, You that. It makes me sick.



OK, I admit it. Ignorant people take a lot less effort to produce. For every one Alec Baldwin I can dish out nearly a quarter million Stephen Baldwins.
I had to start calculating out the numbers after that whole "Crusades" fiasco. Since then I just haven't been able to get caught up. My bad.

If they really start to get to you, remember what I put in my book: "Do unto others as they do unto you."

I think that's what it says. Honestly I haven't read the thing since it's initial publication. Still a best seller. Not bad for more than 2000 years, huh? Oh yeah, gay is wrong. It hurts people and stuff.

Love, God

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