Oh Mercyful Dude Of Wonder And Yadda-Yadda,

Why is it that everyone is a fucking moron? I mean, if you made everyone in your image... are you stupid as well?

Seth Kaplan


How dare you even suggest that you are even a fraction of my image! You wish!

Back at the beginning of time before Eve sinned you were hardly worth the wax in My ears. Now since you guys have screwed it all up you're nothin'! You're scum! It is only the mercy and love that I have been kind enough to let you beg for that you have the slimmest of chances to get into Heaven.

Got it! Good.

Love, God

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