Dear God,

Why did the Flood come before the 10 commandments? Isn't that just wrong? It's like if we threw someone in jail for chewing gum before illegalizing gum.

Thanks.
Keith


Keith,
 

Pre-flooders were my test batch, kind of like the dinosaurs (Ugly, expendable, prehistoric guinea pigs) while I was getting the "Do's and Don'ts" together.

Call me anal, but when things start getting messy and out of hand I destroy all life so I can start anew. It's very refreshing!

You guys are getting pretty close to the next "cleansing". I've done asteroids and flood waters. I've got something a little more exciting in store for you folks. Here's a hint: Boiling hot strawberry jam tidal wave.

 
Love, God

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