Dear God,

Why did the Flood come before the 10 commandments? Isn't that just wrong? It's like if we threw someone in jail for chewing gum before illegalizing gum.



Pre-flooders were my test batch, kind of like the dinosaurs (Ugly, expendable, prehistoric guinea pigs) while I was getting the "Do's and Don'ts" together.

Call me anal, but when things start getting messy and out of hand I destroy all life so I can start anew. It's very refreshing!

You guys are getting pretty close to the next "cleansing". I've done asteroids and flood waters. I've got something a little more exciting in store for you folks. Here's a hint: Boiling hot strawberry jam tidal wave.

Love, God

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