Dear ALMIGHTY ONE

Just wondering how you could make a woman as perfect as Michelle Pfieffer and not give her large breasts?

As Always J.D.

P.S. How come you don't smite anyone anymore? You going soft in your old age or something?


J.D,
 

You might as well be asking Me why I made Matt Damon with such a small penis. Everything just evens out in the end. That's how I've been dealing out the smite lately.

 
Love, God

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