Oh omnipotent Lord of the universe,

Thank you for the gracious privilege to look upon your awesome image. I must admit I was expecting to see more than a ball of light, not that I'm disappointed or anything. My question, Lord, is something I've been pondering for a while. No, its not about how the world was created or my purpose in life but it has to do with the nature of the soul. Do souls exist? Do you ever watch Startrek, God? (I'm sure you know I'm not really a trekie but sometimes there's not much else on).

On the show they have these transporters that basically break you up into a billion pieces, effectively killing the real you and then make a duplicate copy in another place with all your memories intact. If you die and make a copy of yourself--are you really the same person?? Do clones share a soul?

Thank you for taking the time to read my question, oh wonder of the universe and maker of heaven (does it really exist) and earth (I'm not really sure I exist either).

Have a nice day. oh yeah--Amen and all that jazz.


Ah yes, cloning. It's been causing quite a stir up here. Turns out that this process DOES create an exact replica of of the human soul.

"Soul Reproduction" was originally intended for just the female of your species. The woman's egg containing the soul, hair color, creative talents, blah blah blah, while the sperm determines aura brightness, sex, shoe size, yadda yadda yadda.

Unfortunately cloning now allows anyone to make and duplicate the human soul. My biggest concern has been the talk of cloning My Son (Jesus) using DNA from His shroud. This is a big "No, no". Because cloning duplicates EVERYTHING (physical, mental, spiritual) you would be creating multiple Messiahs. And human nature being how I made it, eventually duping Christ would get out of hand. There'd be one or two Baby Jesus' per household, the supply would outweigh the demand and any Joe Caravan with 2 G's could buy his very own Baby Jesus at the corner Messiah auction.

Miracles would be a dime a dozen. Resurrection vacations to and from Heaven would be available for the whole family, and with your execution laws forbidding the cruel and unusual, there'd be no chance that crucifixions would balance out the incredible Christ overpopulation.

So Sheila, tell your people to stay away from cloning. I don't even want to tell you how close you all are to cloning Me with a sperm from Christ and milk from that Jesus spotted cow.

Love, God

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