Dear Almighty God -

It seems by only allowing people into Heaven who kiss your almighty Ass that You will be surrounding yourself with Yes-Men and other Weaseley, personality-less drones. Don't you ever long for the company of people with backbones and originality? Souls with soul?

With all appropriate sentiment,


Hey, I'm God! There shouldn't be anything BUT "Yes men"! What do you think I'm lookin' for? A debate?!

Look in the mirror Mike. Did that person create the universe? Did that guy reflected there master all time, space and dimension? Did Mike ever do anything besides master that manipulation of his own cock?!

Your answer is "No". Do you see the big picture Mike?

Love, God


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