way the rules go, if you don't worship Me specifically (Christian
guidelines), you're going to Hell... for eternity! This is
the only chance you get to determine the eternal fate of your
soul. I know, I know, I've got a pretty care free attitude
about you guys' everlasting lives but what-er-ya-gonna-do...?
listen up! You know what I think of people who haven't heard
of me? Fuck 'em. That's right, you heard me! Fuck 'em! And
it is for this reason that you folks need to pool together
your money and spread my Goddamned word!
expect you to take up the slack for My half-assed plan. It's
part of your punishment for being... ah, sinners. Yeah that's
it, ya damn sinners.