Heaven, Heaven. Everyone always wants to know about Heaven.
You know, just once I'd like to see the mass exit there'd
be from the Christian religion if I retracted the whole "Heaven
about this! What If I simply promised an Afterlife in a comfortable
chair with a view and an everlasting cable hook-up? How strong
would your "love" be then?! Then, I betcha if Satan promised
paradise you'd all switch over and love him. Am I right?
I got your "Promise". I promise that if you worship Me, love
Me and ask My son into your heart, I'll guarantee you mediocrity.
40 to 50 years of cheap housing, Earth tones, stone-washed
denims and a "Walker, Texas Ranger" marathon 24/7/365.
I bet your heart is pounding with a love so strong right now
you can hardly believe it's all for FREE!
don't you worry your greedy little heads. You'll get your
"Heaven" and you'll all bask in the pleasures that it offers.
Then, after 3 or 4 eternities have passed you'll forget that
it's a GIFT, and you'll ask,
"God, is this all there is to Heaven?"