course you can have babies in Heaven. Anyone can have babies
in Heaven. It's Heaven! You can do anything (except sin).
And it's not just babies. You can give birth to anything!
A litter of kittens, Macaulay Culkin, a fitness instructor,
let's get back to babies. Having a baby in Heaven is more
of an egg laying process. The "egg" is about the size of a
newspaper stand and it glows. The baby inside is a "Fresh
Soul", unlike a used soul that's lived on Earth before coming
are flawless! They make your First Place Child Beauty Pageant
(Newborn Division) Winners look like week old road kill.
does have it's drawbacks. There's a bit of a class separation
between the Freshies and the Used. The used souls think they're
better because they got My gift of life on Earth, they know
imperfection and they've experienced sex. The Freshies feel
that they're just perfect... which they are. There haven't
been riots or fist fights or anything. The Freshies just tend
to be a bit cockier than I'd prefer. But cocky ain't a sin...
back on the subject at hand. Having babies in Heaven is super
great. Pain free, zero parenting skills required, no poop,
pee, puke or cryin'. Just flawless, smiling, blue-eyed baby
geniuses. Heck, they're so perfect they'll raise you!