Dearest ALMIGHTY God,sir,

Since you're ALMIGHTY God and all that, you know what I want to what's the ALMIGHTY answer, ALMIGHTY God? If you could reply, in your ALMIGHTY manner, a.s.a.p it would be much appreciated because....well, I guess you know that too. (P.S; Is'nt that REALLY fucked up?!!!???.....YOU know what I'm talking about, wink,wink!!!.......naughty God, naughty,naughty God!!!)



pps; the starving kids+homeless people, it's so terrible, etc,etc....
MWA! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.......


The Almighty answer? Yeah, um... be good, worship Me, read my book, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Anyways, this "Cushion Land" would be a lot more huggable than Earth. Not so many pointy rocks and burning cores of lava. There'd be nothing around to stab someone with or make explosives out of. Just soft white sponginess as far as the eye can see.

I've been tossing around a couple of names: "Knapsack Land" or "Cuddles". I also considered naming it "The Almighty's Forsaken Sphere of Horrors" just for laughs.

Love, God


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