isn't always pretty but, yes I do forgive ANY sin.
I was first getting this plan together it hadn't crossed my
mind that there'd be priests raping children, evangelists
conning the poor out of their life savings or good, church
going people profiting off of the torture and maiming of helpless
figured on a lot of lust and greed, some domestic abuse, a
prank or two that crosses the line and maybe a few scattered
crossdressings. Of course all the other sins being committed
surely wouldn't involve any of My followers.
damn! There aren't enough arks big enough to carry the number
of Christians committing the most horrific acts and asking
to be forgiven.
And then there's the non Christians who do their expected
crimes and evil deeds who then convert! Tons of them! Serial
killers, cannibals, beastialitors and worse! Then they pray,
repent, and I'm forced to put my Son in their black heart
and forgive them!
tell ya, if I could rewrite that Book, knowing what I know
now, I'd put a lot more emphasis on being good. My bad.
been thinkin' about having another go at this "God" thing
after you guys do yourselves in. I've always wanted to do
a more pillowy planet covered in cushions and soft things.
Doesn't that sound nice?