usually do not answer the prayers that don't start with "Dear
Almighty God" or " Oh God of all the Universe", but your prayer
certainly stood out from the others and needed addressing.
your maker that He's sick and twisted is a serious accusation
indeed. Let me assure you that I am God. And whether you believe
in Me or not, I promise that one day you will see that I am
real and My words are true.
you think that I am a liar, then describing yourself as "not
exactly the perfect Christian" is an understatement to say
the least! In fact, it is reason enough for me to cast your
imperfect "Christian" soul into the depths of Hell for the
remainder of infinity! It doesn't get more dead serious than
have suggested that I should speak to some Christians so that
I could learn more about Myself?!? I have spoken to EVERY
Christian! Without Me there wouldn't even be any Christians
and you would all be burning in Hell! Well, actually I made
the Devil too so maybe you wouldn't be in Hell. But you wouldn't
be in Heaven, that's for sure! You'd all just be floating
in some odd limbo I suppose. I don't know, but I think you
get my drift!
for your disapproval of my dressing Jesus, I originally considered
having Him be naked for his 32 year stay on your planet, but
He actually wasn't "blessed" in that department if you know
what I mean.
that return address? Yup, it's really Me Dave. No need to
apologize, I forgive you.