Dear Beloved Creator and Mother-Father to the World,

I love what you've done with the scenery here on Earth. Great place. I wondering, are lesbians the highest evolved form of human life? A young male friend of mine told me you created lesbians just so you could watch. Whatever the answer is, thank you for making lesbians.

Amen,
Erin


Erin,
 

Oh yes, lesbians.

Perhaps it could be argued that there is nothing better than a true lesbian relationship when it comes to commitment, trust, communication and overall happiness. I realize that nothing may seem more right than 2 young ladies, together in their underwear sharing beautiful manless love. Hand in hand, so confident, so pure, so self assured and so naughty... Mmmm.

But it's wrong! It's GAY! And being gay is wrong because... because it doesn't make babies! Leave me alone!

 
Love, God

 

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