it make you happier if I let all of the cute-n-cuddly animals
into Heaven Mary? All the little baby Orcas and bumblebees
and the huggable, roly-poly panda bears too? Or how about
this, I go and give all of the animals souls, then if they
don't pray to Me, and believe in the bible, I damn all of
their furry little souls to Hell?!
Mar, animals ain't got no souls. They never had and they never
will. You're lucky I granted your primitive species a soul.
It was like pullin' teeth getting you all to evolve from the
goddamned ape! I gave you a break when you all started hurlin'
stones at each other and skipped you up a couple notches to
a soul worthy level (the ever so puzzling "Missing Link" you
can't figure out).
for you Mary, I'm gonna make sure to let a couple of mosquitoes
slip through just so you'll be happy when you get here. How's