hi god

i was just wondering what do we look like to u? can u see like every spot we have! y'c im doin a re project on god i need sum help! ta god!

amen Amanda!

Amanda Rennie,

Honestly Amanda, to me you all look absolutely pathetic. From your inability to find a cure for the common cold to how you limp around when you twist an ankle. I pity you all and your total helplessness. It is this pity I have for you that I allow you to worship Me.

So fall to your knees and beg for it. Beg for your salvation, because this is the only chance that you get! HA HA HA HA HA!

Love, God


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