Dear ALL MIGHTY LORD WHO ART IN HEAVEN, OH CREATOR OF ALL THE MIGHTY....ah, fuck it:

Look dude, how do we know that you are the good guy and Satan is the bad guy? And don't give me the ol' "Satan wants you to question this" shpeal.

I'm really gonna get it for this one aren't I?

Jeremy


Jeremy,
 

This is a preposterous question. I am clearly the good guy. Haven't you read My book? I thought that I made it very clear how bad the Devil is. That's his whole deal (being evil). Christ, the word "evil" is right there in his name! And "God is Good" just rolls off the tongue so nicely. That's all the proof you should need.

Anyhow, I'm stronger than him, so it really shouldn't concern you. Just be aware that if you're not worshipping Me I will send you to the same everlasting caldron of pain that I sent Lucifer to. I had to do it. He disobeyed Me! He was a very bad angel.

 
Love, (would a bad guy say that?)
God

 

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