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Yesterday evening,
neighbors stood by and watched as 18 year old "Boy X" was
banished from home by his parents. The troublesome teenager
found himself clinging to a lawn ornament pleading for mercy;
none was to be found.
"YOU CAN'T MAKE
ME GO! YOU'RE KILLING ME! HELP! NOOO!!" These were the
cries heard throughout the community. An eye witness described
the eviction as "Long overdue". Other residents of Runway's
End trailer park described "Boy X" as a "delinquent" and said
"Sometimes he'd leave Rock & Roll music on past 9pm curfew".
Another resident claimed "He wore dark clothing and bandanas
in the summertime".
Presently "Boy
X" is camped outside of his parents bedroom window negotiating
his exile.
(Story continued on gameboard).
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Neighbors
say they would have guessed him to be preteen from his display
which included; sobbing, belly aching and pouting, followed
by a wetting of the pants. |
