Normal Bob Smith Design New York

CURRENT JOB LOAD STATUS BAR FOR NORMAL BOB SMITH DESIGN

DEAD
HELP! Religious people give their god credit when I'm this low on jobs! Hire me quick!

SLOW
Definitely contact me with work. I got one or two things goin' on, but that's not enough.

STEADY
Steady's fine, but it's not good enough. Bog me down. Go ahead! I love it.

BUSY
Now this is what I like to tell people I am. Help keep me here. Email me your job.

FRANTIC
I may be hella busy, but that doesn't mean I don't got rent to pay next month too! Email me!

Welcome to the money making section of my site. I am a freelance artist, I graduated from the Colorado Institute of Art with an Associate's Degree in Visual Communications, and this is the page where I shamelessly plug my own talents in an attempt to win the hearts (and dollars) of anyone looking for the services I can offer. I'm really good too! Look at this gorgeous portrait I drew, and the sexy, fun dress up pages I've designed! I even designed this amazing boardgame in Adobe Illustrator. Have a tattoo you've been thinking about? I'm the man. And my prices are reasonable. Then read my reviews. People love working with me! I'm really quite charming actually.

I am highly skilled in:
Adobe Illustrator
Adobe Photoshop
Adobe Dreamweaver

So there you have it. I've bared my soul to all of you. The least you can do is let me know you're there. I'm serious! Contact me about work you'd like me to do for you!

Thank you for your patience.
Bob
Normal Bob Smith Design
bob@normalbobsmith.com

REVIEWS

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"Normal Bob is an absolute gem...
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"I have been a fan of Bob's for a long time... since I met him! His diversity...
Amber Ray

" Bob’s fun and unique artwork was the perfect graduation gift...
AChimera.com

Contact me at bob@normalbobsmith.com

MOST RECENT DEBUTS

MissTiger.com
Have a look at Miss Tiger's dressup page which I illustrated (scroll down to the "Play with me!" coathanger on the left). It's sexy-n-stylish, 100% vector dressup done in Adobe Illustrator.
The Flash was programmed by DJNR.net

I'm also responsible for the b&w illustration in the intro. These are wonderful examples of what can be done with my illustrations.

Plumber logo
This plumber logo was done in Illustrator to be printed on the sides of trucks!
Yes, I'll even draw the logo for your plumbing business and there doesn't have to be any naked girls or devils or scary freaks of nature involved or nothin'!

Jasen Dressup
Need a clever gift for a friend? How about a Dressup game? Jasen Dressup is exactly that, a birthday present for a boyfriend. Check it out! You can make him a zombie and dress him up in all his favorites!

Nun, Treasure Hunt Dressup Game!
Although this is one of the more risque projects I've produced it's an excellent example of my skills as an illustrator, animator and game designer. Take a look if you don't mind the strange!

Heavy.com
I was hired by Heavy to design some hilarious celebrity dressups, and they've been getting a lot of attention (Fox News, etc). Celebs like Mel Gibson, Kramer, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Rumsfeld, Tom Cruise and even his kid Suri! Check 'em out!

DressupTellman.com
Check out this dressup page that coworkers from MyFirstList.com got for their boss. Isn't this a great idea for a gift? Email me! We'll make a page where you can dress 'em up as anyone you want! Their hero, their favorite rock star, animal, whatever!

The Sheeples
I've been illustrating this comic since 2006. It's an excellent example of my progressing, diverse and unique style. Have a look and a laugh! There's nothing else like The Sheeples.

Amber Ray Dress Up
This is one of the most elaborate dress up pages I've ever designed. Each outfit is drawn to match each outfit she wears on stage.

ILLUSTRATIONS

Click here for my complete portfolio.

TOP RATED SITE!
JesusDressUp.com
(#2 on a Google search for Jesus)

SOME PAST JOBS

Nitro Video Girl
nitrovideo.com

A portrait for the lovely Miss Tiger, Peaches in the Night.

Floppie Dress Up!
From the folks at Blueman Group.

TShirtHell.com
I also designed this outrageous birthday wrapping paper for T Shirt Hell, Clown Gang Bang. I was hired to design this because the Christmas wrapping paper (Elf Gang Bang) that I designed last year was such a great seller.