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hey normal bob smith..
actually, this email has nothing to with satan worshiping, sodomy and/or a tuerette's syndrome fetish. i wanted to say that i dig yer website and wish i was smart enough to come up with "dress up jesus" and what not. his daisy dukes are pretty fuckin sexy.
speakin of sex, i was wondering if you'd have sex with me. i'm sure it could be arranged.
if you don't write me back i really WILL develop a tuerette's syndrome fetish. and you wouldn't want that, would you? shh, say no.

-kirsten

um. Hot damn! Mee likey your jesus-erific fun!

That is all for now.

hollybear
www.hollybear.com

Subject: a real special humam

i'm a reborn cristh .. :) .. that's why a have a such "magnigique" life .. you can see it .. http://planeta.clix.pt/pcout .. it's on portuguese .. have to translate to a minor language ..english perharps .. :).. you should see it ..
my ocupation is .. fuck all kind of chics .. :))

Miguel Romão

the site kicks ass, man! funniest thing i ever saw. i played jesus dress up for i dunno how long and the hate mail is great. your responses were the best. i almost wanted to send hate mail, just because fan mail is boring. at least it is for me, hate mail is so much more stimulating. and you're a cutie, i'd do u. welp, catchya later..

love, peace and chicken grease,
kaycee www.purplebunni.i85.net

Your advice so that I can be looser is greatly appreciated. I've always considered myself a pretty loose person. I flourish in social situations, I like to try new things,and I take the risks that most would not. So your suggestion to NOT take a closer look at Jesus and that would help me to be even more loose was, well, a refreshing idea to say the least!

After much thought and a little hesitation I've decided to take your advise! You really convinced me when you reminded me that it would look good in the eyes of the foolish girls... because those are the best girls of all!

Thank you for caring,
Bob

Hey Clede!

Thanks for the props on the Jesus Dress Up page! YOU RULE!
Take care Fat Man! Like you said, " JESUS IS POO!"

Right on man,
Bob

Joe,

I was originally thinking of doing the page with Jesus just standing there, but, like you said, it is more tasteful, funny and, lastly, insulting with Jesus up on the cross.

Two great minds that think alike,
Bob

Hey Joe,

As per your request, I forward your letter of concern to my friend Matt. His reply to you is as follows:
"I didn't put Jesus on the cross, the Romans did! Are you retarded?"
I hope this helps you out. I can't be your mailing service so you're just gonna have to figure this one out on your own. Good luck!

Bob

Hey there Pete!

Oddly, not only am I not Jewish but presently I consider myself completely free of religion altogether! However, if you're referring to heritage, my brother has done extensive research and has mostly turned up European White Trash. I suppose that that might include some tiny pieces of shit.

So our family tree has been traced back to the late 1700s and oddly, no Jew. Scottish, Irish and German mostly. Thank you for your email and I hope you drink a diarrhea milkshake in early spring.

alright, first off, my name is tiffany, which should most likely tell you my gender. after reading all of the cool shit that you had in your web page, i already find you interesting and capable of thought, which i cannot say half as much about for plenty of the other people on this planet. i don't know if it was your wit or the fact that it was about three in the morning and there was no one online to talk to, but i decided to write you anyway. my friend had introduced me to the part of the site where you got to dress up jesus. now that was ingenious. i'm sure that if there was anything that i needed to see last night, it was a football player hanging from a cross. :) write back and tell me more about you. if you have any questions i'm, sadly, willing to answer anything. also, do you have aohell instant messenger?

-Tiffany

alright, i see i've gone about this the wrong way, seeing as how you haven't responded to me. i suppose that you might have lost interest in keeping in touch with me. let me try this again... ohh hi bob!!! your so sexy and wonderful and i just adore your web site, normalbobsmith.com!!!! your the coolest person that i've ever seen on the web and i would love to get to know you. i think that if you talked to me, you'd see that we have a lot in common and would have a lot to say. :) my name is tiffany (no, not the preppy cheerleading kind. far far from it). i live in Austin Texas, was born here, but was raised and had lived most of my young life in different places in Europe. mostly in the uk where half of my ancestry is from. i'm Irish, Scottish, Welsh and French, but am also half Assyrian, making me a gypsy Celt. i'd love to know your background. your the most interesting people in the world and i would just be honored to know you. by he way, am i flattering you enough? if not, just feel free to ask me to lather it on a bit thicker, whatever you say bob, your wish is my command. r'r'r'r'r'r'roooowww!!!!!!!!! i wish i had a picture of myself to give you, but sadly my scanner is a bitch. in the mean time, check out the attached pictures i'm giving you. one is a nifty little picture of a snow witch (eh, it's pretty), the other is just plain funny. i hope that you like them :) love, hugs., kisses and all that other nice rot. :) wright back, k?

-Tiffany

yippie! so my knight in shining website returns :) i was afraid that you
had decided me to be a looney or something. well, i have attached a few pics
of myself which took forever to get here. i had planned months ago for my
buddy, a photographer named ish, to take these pics of me, and the day he
finally took them he rushed them over here and we played around with the new
scanner. that's why i've got black and white copies, and inverted ones. i
don't know which came out better to you, but i like the black and whites. i
left one in color though because it shows the red in my once full deep red
hair. now my hair is a crimson red-slash-black. i like it more this way
though. sorry that none of the photos are of me in little white panties, but
the person who took these pics is a bit...well, i wouldn't want him to see me
without an article! of clothing, or rather, with only one.
 ::sigh:: it's too bad that you live so far...chicago huh? hmmm...i'll
see what i can do. it depends on how much you get me to want you though
::wink wink:: i can work much faster with motivation. speaking of motivation,
they aren't the best pictures of me, but i hope they get me to a special
place.
ask me anything in the world that you want to know and i'll answer it.
i hope that i can expect the same of you, but i don't have to, just as long
as your still my wonderful normal bob smith. :)
kisses, hugs, whips, chains, pointy things.

-Tiffany