delightful fans and the pictures
that they sent me.
much for being who you are and for creating such an intelligent site.
I dont care what people are fucking with, whether it be God, America,
themselves, etc. As long as they are able to step back and not take
things so damn seriously and just have fun with everything. After all,
life is rather amusing.
I think people
with a humorless religion and life must be very empty people. So thanks
again for being who you are, making me laugh, and a special thanks for
all the low blows to christianity, Im sick of being told that i cant
smoke bud, drink too much smirnoff, fuck who i want and have a "dirty
mouth". You have great material! Keep it up.
girl that sits in the back of the class and everyone calls a freak,Samantha.
Well anyway your site is very awsome. I love it because i always
wanted to dress up Jesus and have revenge against a Bob. I would
die without your site. Keep up the terrible work.
art, it's way better the yours!
thought I'd let you know how great your site is. It's nice to know that
there are people out there who think the same way as I do! Your hate
mail is simply hilarious. It's like, the entire ass end of humanity
decided it would be funny to e-mail you. But don't take it personally,
Bob, I get the same e-mail. I don't even dress up Jesus! Jeez!
do these people want from us? I was thinking of writing a book on Haysoos,
the other, other savior. Selling it at flea markets, claiming to people
that it is thousands of years old. Then I'll get famous and build churches.
Think of all the money I could make. God Bless those Collection plates!
I really love your site, it's really quite awesome. Keep up the great
work (and keep the green hair! It looks awesome!)
Love Rock On!
start by saying that I encourage everybody to email me anytime,
all the time. If it hasn't been made clear to you already, I will
do with your emails as I please with emphasis on "funny"
and "true" (in that order). With
that said, I shall now reveal to you an example of what not to do.
to you Jeremy Watts. On August 9th, 2001 I received a peculiar email
that immediately rose my suspicion and sent me on a search for the
truth. It didn't take long for me to expose this letter as fake
and contact Jeremy Watts for answers.
is the letter.
you are a strange one. of all the things to do why would you
discrace YOUR LORD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I mean, come on
man...he is your personal savior is he not. Has he not done
you right in the past? Has he not given you everything you
need in this life. Take a good look in the mirror bob...look
at this photo of me and tell me you dont see similarities
there. We are brothers. Please realize this so i won't have
to cry for you when we are both in our separate afterlifes..See
you in heaven i hope.....
know if it's boredom, disdain, stupidity or just attention seeking,
but when I receive emails filled with lies, I will expose them!
I have many tools and resources that I use to authenticate suspicious
emails. Jeremy Watts made it easy because on May 10th, 2001 he entered
my Hate Mail Retort contest with this
Hi. You do not know me.
I am replying to a letter that you sent to one Mister Bob Smith.
I will attempt to arrange my sentence structure smoothly and coherently
so that you won't have to exert too much thought power in decoding
it. Anyshit, you didn't seem to explain why you didn't like Bob's
site. You see, you have to explain these things to Americans. We
are so faaaaaar behind you easterners, in an evolutionary sense,
what with hardly any technology, food, practically no military or
a decent education system, that we don't just instinctively KNOW
what people mean when they tell us a simple statement. I, however,
thought the site was hilarious. Probably one of the more entertaining
sites on the web, in fact. Perhaps my entire perception of your
letter was just a big misunderstanding. Is referring to someone
as a "freak person" some sort of praise in your country? And what's
this mess about Anthony Hopkins ought to teach him some better things?
I was unaware of Mr. Hopkin! s' theological disposition, but i assume
you understand he has some kind of Christian paradigm. I must say
i find this puzzling. Didn't you see INSTINCT? I took that the whole
point of that movie was that man was basically an animal that intuitively
knew how to live on this planet without a deep sense of fear or
anxiety; and that it was his 'dominator' (christian) heritage that
had made him so fucked up. Of course, i guess he didn't write or
direct the film. Like i said, maybe I have this whole crazy mess
from the wrong angle. Afterall, I DO live in the United States,
where we have no clue, right?
Silly me - Otto Nomous.
(bob - keep up the good
work...by the way i couldnt send any prayers to the holy one, no
default emailer, was hoping you could just send me, or post the
address. and i'm not exactly a webmaster, but if you wanna check
out my site for shits and giggles its...)
Jeremy, both of these emails are from you? Please explain.
Hey, i was bored...plus
i dinna place in the retort contest....i am not impressed. I am,
however, impressed with your keen eye for flim-flammins....props.
also got this letter from a fan that began innocently enough...
hey could u possiblely
send me a link to ur hollywood jesus dress up page? caz i am underage
and dont have a credit card and i don't think my parents would let
me use theirs to see a web site. thansk so much if you could, i'll
try to give u a buck or more in the future when i get a credit card!
got a deal perfectly worked out for people in your situation. If
you can give me something to use on my site I'll send you the link
for free! Take a look at how Dexter
you can figure out something cool that I can use on my pages I'll
send you the link.
okay...well i think this
may be useful, please don't put my e-mail address down anywhere
caz i get enogh junk mail and i don't wanna get ppl from ur site
e-mail me randomly...
okay well this was odd
and i though somewhat pathetic but totally jesus-ish so if you wanna
trade the site for this info thats cool? i don't really know what
else you want.
Adam, this won't cut it.
I get emailed this jesus.com site 5 times a day. Do something yourself.
as in what?? dexter's
stuff didnt help me at all w. what to do
you read my suggestions to him? Send the JesusDressUp.com URL to
a friend that you think will not appreciate it. Get their response
to you and send it in. That'll be enough. Do anything.. it'll be
worth it. Bob
hi again, well i e-mail
my unlce your web site, wrote Information on the Life of Jesus and
linked it to your site. See my unle is extremly religion(christian)
and believes in jesus and all that stuff. Well it certinly put his
panties in a bundle.
I **** out his e-mail
address and his last name just so if he goes back to your site,
he won't read his e-mail address, but you can put all of this on
ur site or not. I think this is what you wanted me to do, and my
uncle did call my parents but they don't like my uncle so i told
them i never sent anything...hehehe i think that this reply from
my uncle deserves to see the hollywood web site thanks
sent me such a disusting web site. I am truley upset with
the actions you've taken on your faith and how you have disrespected
me and my religion.
am planning on contacting that web site and telling how unhuman
that site is. Please don't ever e-mail me anything that is
trash and dirty and disrespects myself and my faith. I hope
you are truley ashamnet of yourself. Tell your parents that
they will recieve a phone call from me.
OK, I sent
the kid the Hollywood Dress Up link.
I imagined him speaking aloud in an adult voice while he made up the letter.
am planning on contacting that web site and telling how unhuman that site
don't know, I thought it was kinda cute, don't ya think?