You make me laugh, cry, wince and most importantly you send in your pictures.
Imagine a crew of younger guys, early to late twenties (some older than forty), up late at work.... testing video games of all things. It's well into the evening. The macadam parking lot out front abandoned and rain swept, most residents of Foster City, CA sound asleep in their beds resting up before dawning the corporate face another day. In the test department, it's quiet.... a little too quiet.
From across the department floor comes a wail of crowded laughter and acclaim.... and it's all for you, Bob. You've got most of my co-workers, well the ones I find actually evolved enough to show your site to, in an absolute uproar.
Look I'll be honest. Testing games is a complete breeze of a job... but it does have its trying evenings during all-nighters. Most of the lads brave enough to agree to give an entire free evening to "Monsters Inc., The Goddamn Video Game" would have pictures of import models up, uselessly pumping up their testosterone and wondering where the agression to throw the controller came from.
On my first overnight, I pulled up your site.... HateMail pages mostly, of course. Not an hour later, everyone working with me was huddled around my computer.... laughing their stomachs out.
Word has, since then, spread like wildfire. I owe much to you, Bob and thank you graciously for your comedic genius and enlightening site. I'll never look at christianity in a negative way again.
Heh heh, 'ello. :)
A friend of mine suggested I come to your site, and I wasn't dissapointed. .laughed my ass off! :: ass rolls away, unnoticed and forlorn::
Although I enjoyed all of your site, your artwork really impressed me, especially your ink work! ::oozes jealousy:: You've got a lot of style packed into those lines, and I wish you nothing but success with your artwork.. I'm sure you get inane fan mail like this all the damn time, so I'll stop my blathering here. Keep up the great work!
My fiancÚ turned me onto your website and I got to admit...everytime I see a crucifix somewhere, I automatically try to think of what ridiculous outfits you might come up with next. Have you considered using Boy Scout uniforms, or a sleek ski outfit? complete with poles, helmet and all. Just curious.
Anyway, to the subject of my E-mail....the movie (for lack of a word describing another-vomitous-1980's-Fred Savage-piece-of-shit.) Don't get me wrong, loved the Wonder Years....but only because of Olivia D'Abo, man what a hottie. The movie is THE WIZARD. I suggest this to you in hopes that the human race, or even you for that matter...somehow discover a way to travel through time and go back to 1990 and stop the exec's at MCA from producing this film. To aid you in your search for information and ways to find out more about this movie (although you really have to watch it to appreciate its repugnance), I am including this link ---> Half.com: The Wizard <--- to purchase the movie if you see fit.
I am not one
of the people trying to unload this crap on to others...so I receive no
monetary rewards for this. I am also giving you a synopsis of the movie
also located on said link.
C'mon Bob...if that isn't enough to help you consider putting this on your website...there's seriously something goin' wrong in your head. Not that that is a bad thing...look at Edgar Allan Poe. But, Poe had enough sense not to watch Fred Savage movies. Other movies I'd suggest... Cyclone starring Heather Thomas...mid to late-80's, and Thrashin' starring Josh Brolin...once again, mid to late 80's I believe...(look for the boom mic at the top of the screen when the "Ramp Locals" finish building their ramp.)
In closing, I would also like to ask to become a member of your Super Chicks team. Im a guy into the metal and punk rock scenes, and feel I am qualified to be a super chick. At all shows, women envy the girth of my bosom, and the smooth round features of my buttocks, and if they come to me with attitude...I put em in their place. In my defense...I'm not an asshole...but I AM a prick, and believe that if women want equal rights...there's a price to pay.
For example : If I were on a sinking ship, let men and the children go first...fuck chivalry...I wanna live! 2.) do not get mad when a guy grabs your ass while wearing something provocative...I'll bet that any woman would grab a guys ass if he were to walk down the street wearing something revealing... OK.. maybe not DO it...but they'd think about it. Those are my ideas and live by them... I know that if any woman found out I thought this...I'd die by them, but OH WELL.
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