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You'll
have to excuse me,
I've been all
hyped up on this "Satan's
Salvation trivializing of God's Good Word"
lately. You see, when I get all hyped up on something my only choice
is to succumb completely to it. I feel that I've finally broken
the code and now the meaning of life is clear and precise. The same
thing happened when I first heard of the Onion Magic Blossom Maker.
You've
heard about the Pray for Satan's Salvation Campaign right? It's
been all the talk! The power of prayer can accomplish
even the most unimaginable feats... all you have to do is BELIEVE!
Nothing is impossible!
Do you hear me?! NOTHING!! HA HA HA HA HA!
I
apologize but as I've said, I'm having trouble containing myself.
So let's move onto the fan mail...
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For
a change of pace
I've decided to hunt down fans of mine through various search engines.
I've stolen their images and mercilessly linked them without their
permission.
Let's
see what happens.
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Quite
surprisingly I found the lovely Misty
Nielsen linking me in a Yahoo Personals page.
What
are you doing there
Misty?... and thank you for the link.
Misty
Nielsen
profiles.yahoo.com
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The
striking (but married) Evil Kitty had this to say:
"I
love this site. This guy is very talented very sarcastic and
that is enough there to love the site. Going to his site you
get to see Neurotic Christians trying to battle him. Its a
losing battle as you can see for yourself. This is also the
home of the Dress Up Jesus section. A must have for all into
Messiah fantasies. "
Thank
you Vanessa.
www.vanessa.irni.net
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I was completely
struck by this red head.... and the link for me was for free.
Thank you Amanda
www.pyrrha.org
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There was no picture
to be found of Vera Flame but with an intriguing name like
Sexy Slut, it isn't very hard to imagine.
Vera Flame
profiles.yahoo.com
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If there was a
such thing as a "higher" being, it would be you Normal Bob.
People got to get there head out of the clouds and realize
there ain't no heaven.
No, I am not a
Super Chic from space. I like sitting on my bed in my clothes
that is falling apart writing poetry and drawing. I think
blowing bubbles is a pure waste of time. I am not interested
in anything unless it is remotely sexy because I will be not
married and the Lord Jesus Christ will never be my savior.
Monique
www.geocities.com/mogeekus/memyselfandI.html
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I sorta ride the
fence between your views and those of typical Christianity.
But my question for you is.... Why do you capitalize the G
in God when you respond to email etc? Just curious :) Cheers!
Scott
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Because
that's His name. Like Phil Donahue.
Bob
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When you responded
to this email, you wrote: "Because that's His name."
Why did you capitalize
His? The reason I say is I get the feeling you don't believe
in God at all but, when you type God, its capitalized, when
you refer to God as Him, Him is capitalized. I don't know
weather its just good grammar or not, but if you say "the
Indians believe in a god of rain" the G would be lower case.
But if you say our God, even when not referring to His name
in the same way you would Phil Donohue you capitalize it.
Not harping on you, just find it interesting. You also say
you don't know what happens when you die, which makes me think
you may have just a little open mind about haven, and hell,
and so forth. Anyhow, just bored. I do like the website, I
think God probably has a since of humor about these sorts
of things. Although my sister may keel over dead if she went
to jesusdressup.com. Cheers!
Scott
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There
are 4 reasons why I do this.
#1.
It is proper English
#2. It's a habit I acquired while I was a Christian.
#3. I don't want there to be any question of who I'm talking about.
If I say "Why is god so mean? Does he have a corncob up his butt?"
there could be confusion of who I'm speaking of. Which god? Do you
mean any god?
#4. There's something funny about having the respect to capitalize
the name of God, but not enough respect to care about mocking His
Son. I get a kick out of the irony.
Bob
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I really
appreciate your website. I went to a Catholic high school
and can identify with many of your articles. I'm glad
I found your site, it's refreshing. There are some girls
in my dorm who have decorated their door with an "I
love Jesus" theme. I think I'm going to print and make
magnets out of your "Dress Up Jesus" site and rebel.
Thanks for making a nervous and lonely college girl
feel like she's not so much of a cynic.
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I just looked at
your site for the first time today. I am also atheist, and
have been so for as long as I can remember. When I was four
years old, I lived with my father. Even then, I remember sitting
down before bed with him to say my prayers. Even then, at
four years old, I thought the whole thing was a load of bullshit.
I never understood how someone could just believe, or why
someone would want to for that matter. I think it is so funny
that people say "Faith is believing when common sense tells
you not to." I mean, honestly sit and think about that. It's
absolutely asinine.
One thing I would
like to know is how many atheists there are. I go to a very
small school (there are only 70 students in my class, but
it is a public school), and live in a small town. We have
eleven churches right in town. So as you can imagine, we have
a lot of very religious people. Yet, I know personally that
at least 7 people in my junior class are atheist. I am sure
there are more than that, but obviously people who I am not
good friends with are not going to tell me. There was one
boy who admitted he was a few years ago, and the rest of us
saw the shit that he had to deal with and kept our mouths
shut. I finally decided I don't care what everybody thinks.
I tell everybody that cares to listen what I really think,
and even some who don't.
My best friend
is also atheist, but she has a very religious Catholic family.
She keeps it a secret because she is afraid of what her family
will think. It seems so unfair that if she wants her family
to be there for her, and help her out with college and the
like, that she has to pretend to be something she's not.
Christine
Cincinnati, Ohio.
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Well
Christine, I can assure you that there are many atheists out there.
Probably more as you get towards the bigger cities. A mix of people,
cultures and ideas tend to make people consider other options. A
"one idea" town (like the one you're in) makes for mostly "one idea"
people.
I
suggest getting the hell out of that little town and to a more populated
area ASAP! You'll never regret it and exposure to the real world
will make you feel much more at home in your beliefs.
Thank
you for the email,
Bob.
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