you need more fan mail!
hate mail is taking up too much of your site, and its over
the silly little game you made, i find it absolutely ridiculous
that people could be so outraged over a game, it doesn't
even effect their everyday life in anyway unless they choose
for it to. Its not like its on billboards or tv or anything,
its on your site and the sites of people who like to steal
and take credit for your idea, i hope that you post this
so that one of the hatemail people will read it and realize
how stupid it is to bitch about something they cant change.
oh well, the hate mail probably wont stop growing for a
while, but hopefully your fan mail will catch up in the
you for sending me your link to the HATE MAIL for your Jesus dress
up site. I was keeling over with laughter!!!!
responses to the mail were extremely well- worded. These hypocritical,
hateful losers that call themselves "Christian" and incessantly
babble on about good and evil really illustrate how utterly ludicrous
they are when they wish ill will upon a complete stranger they don't
even know who is just providing quality entertainment and laughs
for those with a good sense of humor. Plus, they cannot stand the
fact that you were brought up a Christian and therefore can see
clearly through all of the bullshit firsthand (as do I)!
You have a major fan in Los Angeles!
From Tammy Kim
on your site man. It's hilarious I really love it. I havn't gotten
a chance to read the hatemail pages but I look forward to it. I've
read the special people pages and am amazed at how fuckin retarded
people are. If they have such a huge problem with you and are so
much more *mature* then you (as they claim to be) wouldn't one think
they'd just NOT go to your OH SO OFFENSIVE site? haha. They're ignorance
makes me laugh tho, yay. The only bad thing about your site.....
I get sucked into it in such great amusement that before I know
it it's like 12:30 and I havn't gotten any of my damn homework done!
Emily (Rancid the Superchick)
told me about it and I've been checkin it out for the past week
or so. I'm the one she told you about that wanted to be a superchick
which actually wasn't true, because I have nothing to promote, which
I have come to understand is the purpose of that section of your
site. I just was thinking it'd be cool to be on someone's site.
You told her something about being some schoolgirl? LOL,
you want pictures of girls in schoolgirl clothes? No offense
but that sounds like you're doing it to get off. I doubt you're
like that though, judging you by how you express yourself in your
webpage. So what is the schoolgirl thing all about? It could be
cool and maybe I'll do it. I just don't really know what it is and
Emily didn't explain it in any way that makes it sound like anything
more than "Oh Bob want's to put up a page of girls dressed up as
schoolgirls and said you could be one of them."
write back with more information please! Oh yah, I read that one
of your *beautiful fans* wrote that you don't like people not including
pictures with their e-mails, so I sent you one.
Madd props on your page! I love the green hair. I myself am into
dying my hair not-so-usual colors. (Red and Purple are fav.'s)
thank you for the pics.
Rancid that I'd post you in Fan Mail if you sent a picture. The
school girl thing is me trying to get punky girls and funny stories
about their religious up-bringing. I wanted to show off their rebellious
shenanigans along with pictures of them punked out in their outfits...
just like the Dress
it would be cool and it'd be another thing that the religious would
get all angry about.
for the email.
You're cute as hell.
My name is Tyler
Patton and I am a 16-year-old male living in Colorado (Not
like it matters, but hey, I sorta feel I need to let you know
my current "vital statistics" so you can make the proper stereotypes
about me.) I've sorta been in a pinch lately with my parents
and my friends and I've needed places to go to sort myself
out. I haven't had an outlet (until I met Jeremy, a friend
of mine). My life is hell right now, as I suppose most 16-year-olds
think. Last August, I was booted out of my house by my dad,
upon the words of, "Get out of here. You are a worthless piece-of-shit
and I hope I never have to see you again." The reason I was
living with my dad was because my mom was (and still is) a
heavy alcoholic and they got divorced, so obviously, I didn't
want to subject myself to her fits. I am a musician by heart,
and my dad never really approved of anything I ever did, including
my music and my friends.&nb! sp; My mom still drinks heavily
and throws fits almost every night when she gets home from
work. My sister won't even talk to me because I went to my
dad after the divorce. My father kicked me out because, basically,
after he married my step-mom, she warped him into believing
that I would never succeed at anything and that I needed to
be under strict supervision because, "Teenagers these days
can't be trusted because they are all wild, mindless beasts."
Lately, I've felt
lost because of this situation, and I am becoming more irritable
and pugnacious than ever. I used to be a "Preppy little jock"
styled kid, until my dad booted me, and I've phased into a
dark person. My grades are mortifying. My old friends want
nothing to do with me and I've become the epitome of a "Loner."
I've also been contemplating suicide for the past three months.
These, sort of, are the background factors.
I got your website
from a friend of mine's personal website. After exploring
your site, I found it very therapeutic and generous to my
thoughts. Your website, while humorous, is a place I can go
to help myself escape my daily antagonies (if you will). Every
time I visit your site, I feel a little bit of the depression
slip away. I always leave it with a smile. The section entitled
"God Ate my Balls" also is a big inspiration to me. After
I read it, I no longer feel the urges I get for suicide. I
guess I am sort of at a loss as to what to say. There are
so many good things about your website, that I cannot express
them all and how much I appreciate it. I would like to say,
"Thank you," for putting it out into this desolate world,
because I am sure I'm not the only one who finds it so inspiring
and therapeutic. I cannot express to you the joy (yet another
loss of words) I recieve from it. The void my father has left
me, I feel, is mildly filled by your words ! and your expressions.
My note is long enough, and as how I understand that you are
a busy person, and I want to end it on a note of what a unique
and admirable person you are. I can't thank you enough for
what an impact you are having on me.
Your Avid Fan,
you very very much Tyler.
I can't tell you how inspirational this letter is to me. I
can tell you that as time passes things change and you move
on. You can actually move yourself as far away from your parents
and this episode of your life as you like. You'll look back
on it all and see it for what it was, and learn from it.
totally appreciate this letter you wrote and I would like
to have your permission to post it. I'll keep it as anonymous
as you'd like me to.
you know that I grew up in Colorado as well? Lakewood... then
I moved to Denver. Where are you there?
you again for the email.
Go see a movie called "Bowling for Columbine".
i stumbled upon
your site a little while back and since then i'm addicted.
let me tell you
my sad story and how your site lessened the grief. about a
year ago i was a relatively happy teenager living in the heart
of toronto, a multicultural urban playground.
but a few
months ago i was savagely ripped from my home when my
mom got a transfer to cincinnati, ohio. we moved to
anderson township, a small homogenously white christian
suburb, filled with the most ignorant people i have
ever met in my life. there is no escaping them. your
site gives me my daily fix of blasphemy.
i'm sending you
a picture of me and my best friend taken about a year ago.
i'm the one in the bunny ears. don't ask. that was a crazy
Hello Mr sir- you
will find no clear thesis here!
Good day to you.
i appreciate your entertaining of me, maybe you are familiar
with this web site,but if not here you go! www.whitehouse.org
also, i am curious
how difficult it is to write something to you, and to be torn
up. I really am a bit masochistic at times...hmmm
it must be
really stimulating to argue with people on a seeming
daily basis, although i am curious of one other thing.
You are intellegent,
this i believe , many people believe and you believe,
but it is however unlikely that you are the most intellegent
person who has visited your site although not thi is
not entirely impossible. Please do not take this as
an insult. just think of yourself in the top 1% it is
still all good.
I see you
are adept at putting most people in their place, and
perhaps one day I can join such ranks , but in the eventuality
that you do feel out argued (if that ever happens) what
do you do?
Also , i do believe
that you do indeed provide a great service for people even
though you recieve little praise or backing from any other
than from teen-angst ridden people who are happy to jump on
the your intellectual bandwagon giving you a 'halleluja' while
forgoing the opportunity to provide anything really relevant
or of any consequence. (I at times am one of these) individuals.
The people who get the most out of it will express their affection
with telling you where to shove it.
You are very alive
and thats what
makes you so compelling, for people that are both for and
against you. I mean you are a challenge, people secretly are
exhillarated by critisizing you, and feeling superior to you.
You sadly give them a great perverse joy (one which i was
referring to earlier) a some excitement which in many cases
is relatively sparce in their idealised lives. Again with
the aforementioned service free of chrage. Somewhat of a 'christian'
idea..dont you think?
heheeh i am just
kidding. I dont want to offend you, no...wait, that would
indeed be more fun, you sir are an intellectual pugilist always
seem up to a fight!
...perhaps i am
not being entirely clear. This email is not tidy either gramatically
or not even neceserily coherent. So i ask you to put in a
bit of work to disregard the shortfalls and interpret that
which i am trying to babble about.
all in all. I admire
what you have done, you have been awakened from the intellectual
dead of our society, and are provoking glimmers of life in
others. including myself
thank you for entertaining
the rant and the ranter
I stumbled upon
your website yesterday, whew, what a blast of fresh air!!
I loved it!! I almost laughed my head off, all the time agreeing
with the stark TRUTH of your statements. You are closer to
what the fundamental Christians call 'God' than they are.
That book of fairy
tales called the Bible is the starting place.. but not the
final place to find the "God conciousness" we are to seek.
The seeking of the truth is the quest. You are on it, Buddy.
It's made alone...hence the "pick up your cross and follow
me"...and the things of this world that mean a lot to people
mean nothing to the spirit. Preachers are liars and don't
want folks to really read the Bible and understand it, cause
then no one would listen to Preachers.
so called first miracle was to turn water into wine to keep
the party going, and yet Preachers tell us drinking is a sin.
??? God told Hosea to "go marry a whore". They don't teach
us that story in Sunday School. The daughters of Lot got him
drunk and had sex with him. Angels, or aliens came down and
had sex with humans which resulted in giants. There are all
kinds of stories in the Bible that we never hear about in
church, and sadly, most are too lazy, or think they are too
dumb, to read and figure it out for themselves. I just wanted
to tell you that I like your website, and have sent it to
some of my friends. Most of the ones I sent it to won't go
there because you see, they think I am a nut. I am a 51 year
old grandmother that doesn't follow the crowd. Who knows?
We might just meet in "heaven" someday!Keep up the good work!!
Bob, First off,
I am NOT a Christian. The Bible has more holes in it than
swiss cheese. I do have a few spiritual beliefs that come
from some of the Eastern religions such as Taoism, and Hinduism.
When you talk
about religion, I have to wonder do you have much knowledge
of any of the others besides Judeo-Christianity? Taoism simply
believes that the natural universe has an undercurrent of
impersonal energy called the 'Tao' that is the energy that
gives the universe existence. It does not believe that the
'Tao' is a being or is a personal anthropomorphic God, but
a natural force. Hindu's believe that there Is one God that
is manifested in many ways (many gods) this is different from
polytheism which is the belief in many distinct gods.Hindu's
don't believe these God's to be physically real, but just
symbols of a particular force that exists. For instance (the
elephant god ganesha). They believe the symbols of gods are
just there to open up your consciousness to a particular energy
that exists in the universe. There are much more to these
religions than just this, but I'm simplifying here. Some of
these religions is obviously myth as well, but the people
who believe in these faiths don't deny that some of it is,
unlike Christianity. (like the story of Buddha's Birth under
the Bodhi Tree) Buddhism.
I know that you
have some knowledge of Christianity and Judaism but you probably
don't know much about some of the other faiths. So, how could
you decide that you have No spiritual beliefs when you know
so little about other religions/philosophies?
Also, I have a
friend who clinically died for 35 minutes. He died at 2:15
in the morning while I was asleep. During this time while
he was dead, I woke up and saw him standing at the foot of
my dead. He told me that he might die and that he wanted too
see me. He told me to tell his mom that he was alright. I
wrote all of this down right after it happened. He was revived
and after awakened he told his doctors and family about his
Near death experience and that he visited me and told me he
might die. It was at the same time that I saw him and wrote
down what happened. Everything he told his family word for
word was what he told me. Any thoughts on this? I'm not lying!
are many faiths out there that I do not know in detail or
come in contact with on a regular basis.
I am urinating over the stack of Amplified Bibles in my home
I go out of my way to steer clear of most other icons scattered
about my floor. A few droplets sometimes splatter onto the
Zendik magazine I purchased from a cute girl who smiled at
me, but I keep the stream pretty well aimed at what I know.
do not feel that hole in my life which inspires so many to
search through those many options. If/when that void in my
life ever makes itself known maybe it'll be enough reason
for me to start hunting for answers once more.
atheist beliefs have been keeping me very sane, fulfilled,
inspired and directed. Its truth and logic proves itself to
me each and every day. I've found that I'm able to depend
on myself more than anyone else, including the gods I've dabbled
the story you concluded with sent goose bumps up and down
my spine, past my elbows and knees, right on down to my tippy
toes. Holy Mother Mary and Joseph there really is a God and
an afterlife to follow. Praise Jesus. It turns out that that
final paragraph is all the proof I've needed. It's a miracle.
Seriously. Double wow.
Bob, thanks for
the reply, whatever works for you is all that really matters,
I was just wondering what you thought about this stuff. Peace
and good luck with your art, and in fighting Christians, I'll
keep reading your hatemail as well. Oh, by the way, I didn't
even know that they made a "Dream a Little Dream 2", the first
one was bad enough!