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I
still don't understand why more of you don't send me pictures of
yourself. You know you're going to pay! You know that it'll only
lead to bad things!
Anyway,
here ya go, some more interesting emails from people who lacked
the courage to include a pic... so I have done the dirty work.
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I have a funny story
about your site. I go to college and I live in a dorm. The
girls that live across the hall from me are soooooo religious
and put up religious sayings all over the hallway and stuff.
So, one day I was playing on your site, JesusDressUp.com (and
thoroughly enjoying myself, by the way) and the girl across
the hall popped her head in. Ever since she saw me dressing
up her lord for fun, she will NOT talk to my roommate or I.
She and her roommate think we're on drugs and they had the
"Campus Crusade For Christ" call our room the other night
3 times trying to get us to go to some Jesus Will Save you
shit. Anyway, I thought this was kinda funn.y :o)
Tara
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Bob,
I'm writing this to you to let you know that you ruined my
life. About a week ago I was Mr Pete, a happily confirmed
Catholic. I was searching the internet for some random praise
of GOd's glory, when low and behold I came across Jesus Dress
Up.com.
Morbid Curiousity
dragged me over to NormalBobSmith.com. This is was the beggining
to the end of my happy little self-actuallzed life. I began
to compulsivley peruse the entire extensiveness of your site.
I am ashamed to admit that I did not go to Church last sunday,
nor do I plan on attending this Sunday or any Sunday ever
again. I Passed Father O'Halloran at the Supermarket, and
I started laughing.
You're insightful
insights have left me with nothing to believe. So to you I
say both Congratulations and Fuck You!
P.S. I will be
ordering a Jesus Dress Up Magnet Set to Commemerate 21 wasted
years of my life.
Good Day to you
sir
Mr. Pete Flanagan
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Subject: hey i
love you!
Hey Bob:
My friend sent
me the "dressing up Jesus" and I love it,I have all crazy
things about Jesus in my room, I know a really bad joke about
him,I will tell u it OK, Jesus walks into a hotel and hands
the man behind the counter 3 nails and asks can u put me ^
for night!! LoL!! I love that joke
Well I just wanted
to tell u that I love ur Website and that when I got the "dressing
up Jesus" I put it in my favorites even b4 looking at it,
well bye
LoVe
Ashley!
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Your website is
great! My favorite part is Satan's Salvation. I'm an atheist
too.
For fun, I've pulled
together "A World of Bob Smiths" on my
own site.
Naturally, you're
included. It becomes pretty obvious that a name doesn't have
much to do with the sort of person one becomes.
Bob Smith
(if you're normal, the rest of us must be abnormal?)
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Bob
Dreams is my favorite.
<
You
should pick yours!
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My real
true fans (ones who have included their pictures), I love you most
of all.
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Hey Bob,
it's Melissa (who sent you an inspirational
Satan's Salvation picture). Just wanted to let you
know that I think the
comic is looking great. The way you portray Jesus
reminds me of every fundamentalist Christian that I've
debated with: the "I'm right! So there! Look, see? Scriptural
reference! I win!" Whilst the other side, Satan, remains
calm and logical ... while still poking fun and subtly
making jibes at their closed-mindedness.
And the things
I didn't say earlier, when I sent you that pic. I'm
a long time fan of your site ... I remember when your
hate mail pages still numbered in the twenties. I admired
your way
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of dealing with stupid
people, hardcore fundies, and even theists who incorporate scientific
theory into beliefs only slightly Christian (those I find the
hardest to stomp, they have covered a lot of ground in their
vague explanations so that it's hard to poke holes).
My parents, although
atheoagnostic, discourage my visiting your site ... they believe
although it is okay to be an in-the-closet atheist, you should
never tell anyone because they will burn you at the stake.
I have tried telling them that I can defend whatever I believe
in, but they are afraid "everyone at school" will hate me.
Now, considering many of the people at my conservative private
school, this might not be a bad thing. I'd like them off my
back for the way I dress, just once (and I don't even TRY
to get labeled "freak" ... it just happens as a side effect).
So anyway Bob,
you are my beacon of light in a sea of ignorant, smelly darkness.
You rejuvenate my atheism with a smile ever time I visit your
site, and your fan mail shows me I'm not alone. Your intelligent
ways of fending off hate mailers give me something to shoot
for when I get attacked about my beliefs (unlike a lot of
"harcore" atheists, I do not provoke, I only defend when provoked
... which is often. Once you are rumored to "hate God" in
my school, it does not leave you alone). Keep working on your
fabulous site, I know you've heard it all a million times,
but it never hurts to get one more fan mail.
-Melissa
maladroitcomics.com
... shameless plug
Here
are some new pictures, I recently got some uber-nifty contacts
that I am not allowed to wear in school (uniforms, you know
... they fall into the category of "unusual adornment" ...
just like everything else I wear ...). Keep up the good work,
and thanks!
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Im 14 i
live in voorhees, new jersey, i've seen a lot of ur
site, and even tho i dont agree with some of it, it's
still good and my pics are attached
i duno i
juss wanted to e mail u cuz ur kinda cute
Mo
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Dearest Bobby,
Today I have
stumbled across your site, and am greatly upset as it
is better than mine. I enjoyed every aspect of it, especially
your bald, red head.
The Super
Chic page caught my eye, and I noticed that it doesn't
say you have to be female to be one. Please note: I
am not gay, but I am more feminine than most (tee hee).
So... being as bored as I am i have decided to email
you with my Super Chic info.
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Super Style
- I suppose, you could call me a glammy punky goth,
but I don't like labels, as I am me and not some trendy
impressionable teen that buys all their gear from Hot
Topic. I make do with what I have. Magic Powers? Hmm...
my semen tastes nutty, and I have the super power of
perpetual boredom (yay!). On my cool-o-meter I am the
coolest, all should bow down and worship the ground
I defecate on. Well, I guess that's my feeble attempt
at fame to be on your site.
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hugs n' kisses
Jake
www.geocities.com/tv_casualty82/index
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I figure
I should introduce myself, I'm nads. I have nothing
clever, interesting or witty to say. I was considering
writing hate mail rather than fan mail, but I really
enjoyed your site a lot. I REALLY enjoyed the satan's
salvation part, and the jesus/god jokes are always fun.
Now I feel
like I should kiss your ass (because you have such a
cool website and fun sense of humor) but I'm really
bad at it. Oh I just looooooove all the parts of your
site, you must be a distant reletave of god or something
to be that cool and thexay!!!! I don't deserve to be
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to live on the same
earth as a being like you, I bow down to your supiorer wit and
humor.
ps thats me in
the picture in case you hadnt figured it out. I'd send a nudie
pic, but not only do i not have one, but no one needs to see
that. -
luv nads
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I sent you
fanmail a long time ago when i first discovered your
site, upon revisiting i decided to write again. Its
so great to see someone with opinions i agree with and
with such a great sense of humor. If you were a bible
thumping jesus freak and had the wit you do, you'd still
be awesome.
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Not only
are you too fucking funny but you present in a manner
thats intelligent enough for most people to appreciate.
I just read
your review again for "Welcome Home Jellybean"-the first
time i read it i linked everybody i knew to it because
its so hysterical.
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I know everyone
is astounded by your opinions and they are great its
refreshing to see someone else with them, but I'm more
impressed by your unfailing humor.
Thanks so
much again for making me smile and for being who you
are. I love you!!!!!!!!
Hannah
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A person
makes a page poking fun a Jesus and the Christians go
nuts. Were they specifically put on this planet as entertainment?
Your web
page is quite funny; I almost fell out of my chair reading
the hate mail section. But I think the funniest part
is all of the 'You will be condemned to hell, blah blah,'
emails sent to you. I, myself, am pagan, so all of this
has really got me laughing my ass off. Don't worry though.
I'm praying for your soul, as well as all of this mis-guided
(or at least confused) people who have flamed you. Praying
to the Dark Goddess, the Father, as well as Asmodeus
and Lucifer, that is. Someday Christians may even realize
that Lucifer is the ruler of hell, not Satan. Look it
up, you over-religous, under-educated zealous inquisitors;
they're different entities.
Keep up
the good work!
Ashinya
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Subject:
Your site fucking rocks!!!
Woo hoo!!!!
Yay for being a lesbian and finding your site. Keeps
me entertained when I'm not out buying new records (vinyl)
or playing my drums. I love reading the hate mail you
get. Some people are so stupid.
hehehe =D
And all them damn Super Chics are HOT STUFF!!! Especially
Elkie Cooper, Messy Stench and ROSI ACONITE is my fave!
Her style is fucking awesome. You are fucking awesome!!
[Image]Thats me on the right smiling becuz ur the best!
BIG SMILE
FOR BOB!
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!!
KAnDyGuRLaMiE
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