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I've
been consumed these last few months designing the new "Find
the Best Sunglasses for Bob Dress Up!!!!" and
finally it is finished!.
My
personal favorite |
The
concept is that you're trying to pick out the pair of sunglasses
that makes me look best. That's really about it. Yup. So go
there and tell me what you think the best pair is.
Here's
tons more fan mail (pictures included) of people who worship
me and my enviable dress up achievements.
Subject:
bob za sexy beeya
bob,
i think i love you
i'll keep touch
anni
Subject:
sex?
its
me again....
your a bad ass.......
love
anni
Hey Bob....I'm a Goddezz and I just have to tell you that
from a Goddezz point of view I think you have a very creative
site! Two horns up! You rock you little devil you!
Dj
TheGoddezz
Subject: Q: What kind of ass is that?
A: BAD
Badass
Bob,
Boy
do I love your site. Everytime I visit it, it gets better
and better. I love your artwork, and as a religion major that's
not religious, I'm totally digging on your debates with the
crazy christians. But what I love most about your site, is
the worst movie reviews. I cannot get enough.
So
thanks for supplying me with witty entertainment, once again.
A
big fan,
Liza.
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| “ur
jesus dress up is really stupid...he suffered pain
so that u could live...don't u think u owe him...he
gave his life for u” |
ur jesus
dress up is really stupid i hope ya no. it's not funny
making fun of our lord and savior jesus christ. he died
he suffered pain so that u could live and go to heaven....don't
u think u owe him something? i mean he gave his life
for u.....think about it.
-annonomys
"Melissa
Kagerer" melissa.kagerer@charter.net
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Now you listen
here Melissa Ka- I mean "Annonomys", how dare you email
me without giving me any clue as to your name, sex,
religion, or anything! Totally and completely "annonomys"!
Then you call what I've done stupid... like The Great
Miss Kagerer is so super-perfect and flawless; a genius
of religion, grammar, the English language, etc.
Well Miss
"Annonomys" (whoever you are) you need to look in that
mirror and ask yourself; "Melissa, am I so perfect that
I'm allowed to cast the first stone? Am I, Ms. Kagerer,
ready to judge as well as be judged?"
You've covered
all your bases this time, but I know that one day you'll
slip up and make an error of some sort, some time...
somehow. You've just got to! And when you do I will
be there pointing at the stupid thing you did and I'll
shout: "The Anonymous Melissa Kagerer isn't so perfect
anymore now is she?!"
But for now
I can only wait... and hope.
Bob
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think by making this web site you have offended
us both” |
we are writing
about the disgusted website you have created. I am a
devoted christian and i am disgusted with the disrespect
towards My religion. Jesus is our saviour and we don't
appriciate you or anyone else disresepecting our religion.
Their are enough problems in the world and Jesus while
he was on earth tried to guide us in to the right path
in to the kingdom of God. So we think that it is a disgrace
to the christian chruch and the pope and the mesengers
of god. God taught us through the bible to love one
another and to respect each other. Not to disrepect
each other.
Children
will grow up to think this is a fun enjoyable game but
instead it is mocking Jesus and all we believe in. I
think by making this web site you have offended us both
in away that we are not pleased and we would like to
know what religion you are, what you belive in and what
made you think of making this website.
From: Aida,
Joesy from La retraite Roman Catholic High School
98janacoura@LARETRAITE.LAMBETH.SCH.UK
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First of
all, thank you for your email and the question.
I am an atheist.
It is my religion. I believe so strongly in my atheism
that the mocking of another person's god does not scare
me in the least.
To me there
is no difference between you worshipping Jesus Christ
and the bush man who bows down to a Coke bottle. Subsequently
there is no difference in mocking Jesus or the Coke
bottle.
Wait, nevermind
that. Mocking a coke bottle seems pretty foolish to
me actually. Bad example. Let's make it a tiki. Yes!
Jesus Christ is your lucky tiki! You believe that bad
luck will come if you disobey its rules and good luck
will come if you praise it!
Girls, I
mock your tiki.
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