Hey Bob,
I just thought that you might be interested in finding out that Jesus and the Holy Spirit were caught getting drunk off all the church wine and committing acts of sodomy on each other involving studded leather garments and whips. I have enclosed an exclusive photo. Who would have thought the Holy Spirit was a cross dresser? Not I!

--Laura--

There's my bit of holy spirit blasphemy. all you need is an alley and a can of spray paint to keep you laughing for hours.
love Ian

Subject: holy spirit

I apologize for my lack of artistic ability.

Hugs & Stitches, Meghan Cora

Subject: Getting the goat of the Holy Ghost.

Dear Mr Smith.

I have it on good authority that this Holy Spirit, AKA Holy Ghost, AKA Mr. Heeby Jeeby of no fixed address has, on more than one occasion, been caught defecating in the baptismal fonts of churches that practice infant baptizing. It has also recently come to light that he is wanted in several countries in connection with certain unusual substances found it communion wine of both Catholic and Protestant churches. These substances include but are not limited to the following:
urine, LSD, red ink, laxatives, pepper sauce

Does this qualify me for blasphemer? Am I now going to hell even if I repent? Will murderers and child molesters who repent go to heaven and wave at me as I suffer below them in hell? Oh well. I didn't want to hang out with those sleazy, last minute holy rollers for all eternity anyway.

P.S. I didn't attach a photo as I wish to protect some of my more religious relatives from the knowledge that I am going to hell.

The Holy Spirit is an ass-mongering space monkey. The Holy Spirit is the ever-tacky residue on the cinema floor.

It is tight Guess jeans on a fat chick. The Holy Spirit is yesterday¹s Grape Nuts crusted on the rim of the bowl. Speaking of rims, the Holy Spirit is the ruddy red rim of an incontinent dog. The Holy Spirit can eat the peanuts out of my shit. If the Holy Spirit were a shoe and I were a sock, I would never wash myself so the Spirit would stink too. I want to teach the Holy Spirit to run with scissors. Actually, I went to school with the Holy Spirit and he was always picked last for dodge ball. You suck, Holy Spirit! You suck dick behind the church for crack rocks. What¹s that you say? I can¹t understand you with your mouth all full of DICK.

Hey Holy Spirit! I did your Mom!

See you in HellŠ
Kevyn Harris

Subject: truth about the holey spirit

I happen to know the holey spirit quite well as he used to be my next door neighbour. I know for a fact that he is into beastiality as I caught him fucking one of the neighbourhood cats in the back alley. I called the SPCA on him but every time they came around he made himself invisible [damn smartass spirits!]

I also loaned him my hedge trimmers which he never returned. On several occasions I witnessed him stoned out of his mind, stumbling around naked in his back yard. Nobody in the neighbourhood could stand him which is why he earned the nickname "assholey spirit"

Kev Spence

Their not the greatest drawings in the world, but you get the idea

Zach Williams

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit have my permission to bow down in unison and lick my asshole after I take a shit, so as to spare me the cost of toilet paper.

Steve Sawyer

I truly hope this is just a sad joke, for your sake. If you truly do not respect Jesus, you can still be forgiven. However, if you disrepect the Holy Spirit, that is a different matter. The Scriptures say that blasphemy against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven. I would recommend that you rethink your spiritual beliefs and pray for forgiveness, but if you will not, at least steer clear of you remarks regarding the Holy Spirit, you don't get an "oops" for that one.

May the Lord forgive you,
Michael A Hasamear
hattrick97@charter.net

You're absolutely right Mike. Mark 3:29 claims it to be the one unforgivable sin.

Hmmmmm, this really puts me in an interesting position. You see, if I were a TRUE atheist I should have no problem blaspheming the Holy Spirit thus committing that unforgivable sin, right? I mean, it's the true test of my beliefs. The only question is do I have what it takes? Is my faith in atheism secure enough where if I am wrong I would guarantee everlasting hell fire after I die... no take backs?

I mean, I suppose all I'd have to do is say something like: "The Holy Spirit is a pansy-ass messiah-wannabe!" and that'd be blasphemous enough to do it, don't ya think?

Or I could draw a picture of The Holy Spirit wearing a pretty sun dress while admitting to sinful sex acts. That'd do it I bet. Oh my god! What if I were to spread a rumor around town like, hey! I heard that The Holy Spirit likes to lick dog balls, or something of that nature? Wow, that'd really get me into some hot water!

You know Mike, I can't do it. It just isn't worth the risk. Thanks for the heads-up!

Bob

But you know, I did hear that he does like to do that with the dog balls. Seriously.

"see i lay in zion a stone that causes men to stumble, and a rock that makes them fall, and the one who trusts in him will never be put to shame." Romans 9:12

Bob, God will not be mocked for long. If you will repent and receive Jesus as your Lord you will expierence true freedom like you've never known. I was once a degenerate scrub like you (no disrespect intended), my life is not a walk in the park everyday....i have my trials and struggles just like you, but the difference between you and i is inner peace and joy. i have it and you don't. but you can have it if you want. You haven't done anything that's too bad for God not to accept you into his kingdom. write me back if you want to discuss it (please forgive my puntuation etc. it's late & i'm lazy).

Jay Odom
wodom@sbcglobal.net

Uh oh Jay, you're not gonna like this. I'm afraid that I HAVE done something too bad for God to accept.

A couple weeks ago I made some off color remarks regarding the Holy Spirit and um, well we all know about Mark 3:29. Yeah, I know. Big "OOPS!" over here!

It was really pretty innocent actually. I just told a friend of mine that the Holy Spirit was a lying douchebag, and um, I may have mentioned something about how it likes to dry hump house pets while the owners are out of town. That's it, I swear!

Oh! And I think I said something a few days ago about that scumbag spirit and the forty bucks he still owes me, but I don't remember exactly. I was pretty drunk.

So I guess that settles it huh?

Bob

First of all the only thing you can do that's too bad for God to accept according to scripture is reject his son as your savior before death. You are quite right ( your theology that is ) that blaspheming the Holy Spirit is something that would lead to eternal damnation. However if you repent and ask Jesus Christ to forgive you and to be your lord and savior, even that sin can be forgiven. There is only one caveat, you must do it before death. After death is too late. Think about it. Jesus describes Hell as weeping and gnashing of teeth........forever. Dosen't sound like something I want to participate in. Bob if you're right ( your atheist stand ) you'll live out your life, eventually die and go to sleep. But if I'm right ( christian stand ) you'll live out your life, eventually die and suffer forever.............FOREVER. Now I'm not a betting man to be sure, but unless I'm missing something that's not a very good bet.

Bob, the Holy Spirit is not an "it" , he is a person the one Jesus Christ that you mock 24-7. Don't you see he loved (and loves) you so much he willingly suffered on the cross so that you could have peace with God if you so choose.

Bob your too intelligent not to see that. You cold turn all that talent you now use to blaspheme Christ into a tool to give him glory. Bob we will all bend the proverbial knee to Jesus Christ at some point, either in this life or after (when it's too late). Accept him as your Lord before it's too late.

Jay Odom
wodom@sbcglobal.net

No no no! Haven't you read the Bible? According to scripture (Mark 3:29) blaspheming the Holy Spirit is the one unforgivable sin. No matter how you read that passage it can not be translated any other way!

"But people who say wrong things against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven. A person who does that will be punished for ever."

NEVER! Never ever EVER! Holy fucking Spirit that's harsh! Oops! I did it again. I mean really, you're more likely to catch the Holy Spirit shovin' gerbils up its butt than you are to see me ever get forgiven. I mean, ak! I have to stop using the Holy Spirit as the subject of my analogies! Oh what do I care. Seems now I can commit any sin and I'll still get the exact same eternity in hell either way. Neat! So I guess everyone can stop prayin' for me!

Gosh, the meaning of life is so kooky.
Stupid Spirit.

Bob

Bob Smith,

I seen your thing here on the christain site and i am sorry to say but YOU ARE WRONG FOR DOING THIS AND DISRESPECTING THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY,THE SAVIOR OF THE WORLD!THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO GOD AND BE SAVED.JESUS IS THE LIGHT AND THE KING OF LOVE.I KNOW HE IS REAL BECAUSE HE HAS SHOWN ME PROFF.NOONE IN THIS WORLD CAN SHOW ME WHAT GOD HAS SHOWN ME.HE IS REAL.AND SO VERY LOVING.HE CAN FORGIVE YOU.REPENT SIR TO JESUS.LET YOUR PROBLEM BE KNOWN TO HIM.HE KNOWS YOU BETTER THEN YOU KNOW YOURSELF.THIS CAN BE TURNED AROUND IF YOU WOULD JUST TRUST ON JESUS AND NOT BY YOUR OWN UNDERSTANDING.

PLEASE TAKE THIS WEBSITE OFF. YOU ARE CAUSING OTHERS TO SIN WITH YOU AND PUTTING DOWN GOD. THIS IS THE ENDDING OF TIME. HE WILL COME SOON.AND THERE WILL BE MANY PEOPLE GONE INCLUDING ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN WHETHER THEY HAVE BEEN SAVED OR NOT THEY WILL ALL GO BECAUSE THEY ARE INISINT IN THE LORD JESUS EYES. DO ME A FAVOR WATCH THE 700 CLUB FOR A WEEK. IT IS ON THE FOX CHANNEL. IT STARTS ABOUT 1 PM.WATCH IT FOR A WEEK. ALSO LISTEN TO 88.5 FM RADIO STATION OR 89.3 FOR A WEEK.THIS I PROMISE YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR EVER IN A GOOD WAY, I PROMISE YOU...........

FROM ONE WHO BELEIVES AND LOVES THE LORD JESUS CHRIST THE SAVIOR OF OUR SOUL.........

Samantha Counsil
SAMANTHA04@peoplepc.com

Samantha,

A while back I made a mistake. I blasphemed the Holy Spirit. In a drunken rage I called the Holy Spirit every name in the book. It was an ugly scene. The next morning my buddy informed me of Mark 3:29 and how the act of blaspheming the Holy Spirit is unforgivable (no exceptions), eternal hell no matter how much I beg. There's no denying the passage, and I simply have to admit to fucking up... big time.

With that said, I've decided I've got nothin to lose now. I get the same eternal hell no matter what I do. Hell, I could rape a nun and the price I'd pay would still be the same! Ha ha, funny huh?

Anyways, what I've chosen to do is corrupt the "inisint" children. I figure- hell, might as well start when they're young, then when they grow up they'll be brainwashed by my lies and useful soldiers in my evil scheme.

I ain't gonna listen to any of those religious shows you suggested. Don't forget, I'm knowingly being evil. So, yeah.

Thanks for the email Sam, but you're about a week too late.
Bob

hello bob.

i saw your website,and well frankly you don't know what that sin is it is not a statement from your mouth or written or a picture,theologins have struggled with the meaning of that sin for centuries.but if you read the text where the Lord Jesus warned the Jews about it they were denying the work He was doing(he being the holy spirit)and the work the Holy Spirit does in this age or i should say the purpose He has in this age on earth is to convict men of sin and to convince them they need Christ as savior.if you reject Christ then you are rejecting the Holy Spirit to come in to you and to be born again. so if you do not have Christ you have no forgiveness of sin and thus have no hope of forgiveness.that is the unforgivable sin i believe.

God is not going to condemn you for all eternity for mistakingly saying something when you were drunk and barely in control of what you were saying. so if you truly desire to be saved you can Heb7;25 says therefor he is also able to save to the uttermost those who come to God through him, sinc he always lives to make intercession for them.(NKJV)you can be saved right now if you will confess to God you are a sinner and trust in what Christ did on the cross for your sins.

ravellimotors@mcleodusa.net

Hello Rav! Let there be no doubt that, along with cursing out the Holy spirit whilst in a drunken stupor, I have also wholly and completely rejected the Holy Spirit as it exists on every level possible (including the reject-christ-therefore-reject-spirit analogy you presented).

I say these things of sound mind and I hope that this will end the hope in converting me into the bizarre and confused belief system that is your religion.

And to further establish my position on the matter I have included another drawing (done by me) of the Holy Spirit with a penis, testicles and pleasure trail. Okay? Sheeeesh!