"Biblical Dinosaurs Contest" has a winner!
still there are those who go on to argue the concept.
emails will be in blue while
mine are in black and white.
Tillery did a fantastic job illustrating this
heart touching nativity scene. In my opinion she is clearly
the winner for having done such a wonderful job. Thank you Melissa.
This image has been my desktop for the last 3 weeks. I love it.
very first entry I received was from Abel Dean and his recreation
of Abraham's offering to God... and T. Rex.
It is a common
myth that God sent an angel to save Isaac from Abraham's
piousness. That is a KJV mistranslation. In fact, the
original Hebrew manuscripts clearly state that it was
a Tyrannosaurus Rex, as can be shown in this painting.
wasn't the only one to submit a nativity scene. Paul Gluck offers
up his own interpretation of that magical moment here too.
Boy the more
I read Jasens letter
the more I like his "copy/paste logic" Here is a letter
my friend sent me, sure it has nothing to do with anything,
but you go ahead and interpret it however you like.
new gig sounds good. Adam and I are a bit lonely without
you, but things here are pretty good. Still on Ratchet...I
have a feeling I'll be on it for the length of my contract.
Adam is going crazy on Syphon, though I heard they got
another level. He should hear about that job next week.
I just applied to a gig at Pixar. Keep your fingers
crossed! The dating life is what it is. So many cute
boys so little time... hee hee "
You don't have to be an artistic genius to get a smirk out
The Truth about Eden
Yeah, I can't
K. R. Harris
the color in this next one. These are the images that danced in my
head when I was a child. I insist that you click on this image and
witness the dazzling array that believers still cling to.
This is my
picture for the contest you got going on. It's not very
impressive but I like the way that the T-Rex is killing
the elephant and the guy is being attacked.
I just wanted
to add that I found your site about 3 weeks ago and
sicne then I have read through all of your hate mail.
I love the way that you answer all those idiots, especially
the one with God saying "I could have killed this fucker."
Everything on your site kicks ass. I am a fellow atheist,
but I think that you have shown me that there is a god,
and his name is Normal Bob Smith.
would have paid ten bucks to see this one.
heres a rejected poster from a recent kids movie.
out more of Nick's comics at his
I got so many ideas for pictures it hurt. I drew up
four pictures, and I have ideas for more (ideas like
Flintstones Jesus, dinosaur last supper, Noah getting
attacked by Velociraptors, etc). I attached the picture
that I thought was the best, and that picture is going
to be my contest entry. If you want to see the other
pictures I drew, go to this
again for this contest. You should do things like this
And last but not least.
you everyone for your entries, I thoroughly enjoyed them! I think
next we'll have some contest to depict what Jesus' Second Coming
will look like in the year 25000 AD.
that be neat?
These stones clearly show men riding dinosaurs, as well
as heart transplants and brain transplants being performed
by ancient Peruvians.
I was very disappointed
in your response to the recent letters from the Canadian,
Jasen. On your website you put on a pretense of
determining your beliefs by reason and science. If this is
the case, why did you completely fail to address the significant,
scientific evidence Jasen provided?
Rather than carefully
examine the evidence, you mocked his spelling and his age
and accused him of not thinking. On the contrary, it is you
who have failed to think. Your response was superficial and
challenge you to address the evidence: evidence which proves
the coexistence of man and dinosaurs.
This is not the only
evidence. Dr. Javier Cabrera devoted his life to unearthing
and cataloguing thousands of ancient engraved stones from the
desert of Peru. These stones clearly show men riding dinosaurs,
as well as heart transplants and brain transplants being performed
by ancient Peruvians.
the pictograph discovered by Dr. Hubbard at the Hava
Supai Canyon site. Have you examined this find?
How can you
reconcile your evolutionary timeline with the FACT that
humans created this amazingly anatomically accurate
rendering of a brontosaurus rearing up on its hind legs?
There is no other explanation than that man and dinosaurs
completely overturn evolutionary thinking. But, like you,
scientists have refused to consider the significance of these
finds, or the effects this knowledge would have on their "theories".
To quote Dr. Cabrera's official website, "Instead of
studying them, the scientific community declared them to be
of 'no archeological value' and arbitrarily determined them
to be fakes."
community has accomplished their agenda by denying the public
the facts. Perhaps you share their prejudice, Bob: a prejudice
that enables you to avoid being accountable to your Creator.
If you want to
be intellectually honest and study the engravings on the Ica
stones, all you have to do is pay $25 for the book, Arrival
of the Gods: Revealing the Alien Landing Sites at Nazca.
This book can be purchased at Dr.
Cabrerašs website, noted above.
I hope you are
able to overcome your hypocrisy and face the Truth,
Lauren Lewis (another
Hold on a second.
This is the "amazingly anatomically accurate rendering" you're
all trumpeting? This? THIS?! Are you serious? And now you're
asking me to address this with an explanation other than "brontosaurus
rearing it's leg?"
Um, how about a
lizard? A guy carrying a rock? A stork dropping a load? Ostridge
with its head in the sand? Christ, maybe it's a cloud formation?
And unfortunately for you this is more than likely the best
But wait! According to you science and archeology cannot be
trusted! Hell, we once thought the world was flat and the
universe revolved around us! And now you're bringing this
to the table despite how unreliable you know this ambiguous
juvenile scrape is?
I've already made it crystal clear that I have a hard-core
prejudice against the notion of a creator and dinosaurs co-existing
with man less than 10,000 years ago. It's the same prejudice
I've got against demon possession, magic pixies, haunted houses,
Nazca alien landing sites and cavemen heart surgeons. The
reason that scientists refuse to consider these things is
because they are all ideas pulled out of a hat in an attempt
to validate the bible... and everybody knows that the bible
Lauren, if you
truly cannot think of another explanation for that rock then
maybe there really is something wrong with Canadians. No offense.
You're a jackass.
Have fun in hell.
Oh God. You're
an idiot. Have fun in fantasy land!
No, Bob, you're
the idiot. Who would ever make something like that? I feel
sorry for you if you find that funny.
No, you're the
idiot. You actually believe that the talking snake tempted
Eve, and that we have a sin debt to the Universe that's been
paid off with the blood of the spawn of a supreme being in
I can almost hear
the "ah duh" from my location.
that is what I beleive.
Yes, that is what
I beleive. And, what do you believe? I can't wait to hear
it after all the other bs you have given me.
Um, I believe that
life isn't fair. When you die you're forever dead and
the ghosts and angels and devils you worship are all a silly
attempt at pretending life is somehow fair. It doesn't get
anymore real than that Matt.
Now I'd be curious
to hear how much in denial you aren't by having you
explain how the dinosaurs fit in between that first day when
God invented light and the fifth day when He made man, because
that's what BS really sounds like.
can't explain the dinosaurs. That is a really good question,
and I have no clue what to say about it.
Bob, you are so
wrong. Life is fair. You don't just die when you die. If you
truely beleive Jesus is the Son of God, you go to Heaven and
have eternal life. You get to see all those loved ones that
had left you before. I don't know how you can just think all
I mean if you
don't change your act, you're probably going to go to hell,
and I feel really sorry for you about that. Maybe you don't
want to go to Heaven, I don't know, but I would think eternity
in peace, surrounded by your love ones would be a heck of
a lot better than spending eternity in hell,being burned by
a non consuming fire that just keeps on burning you. Think
about when you get a little burn from a hot pot, or a lit
match, that hurts really bad, now just imagine that feeling
all over on your body... for soooo many years. When I think
of that, it makes me want to throw up. I hope you will think
about that, and see what I'm saying.
I can't explain
the dinosaurs. That is a really good question, and I have
no clue what to say about it. There are just some things in
life that can't be explained, and that is one of them. But
I hope and pray that youwill start to see that I am making
some sense here.
You know what's
so interesting Matt is that everything in life can be explained...
when you take the Bible out of the equation. The dinosaurs,
humans, our need to invent a "God" so that we can cope, and
most everything else. There's a reason why all of these things
can be so easily explained without "God". Do you want to know
the reason again? Yes, you guessed it! Because God is fake
Don't you ever
sit down and wonder why there aren't explanations for the
things you believe? Why it doesn't make sense? Why "faith"
is so mandatory instead of logic, sense, or proof?
Or how about why
you refuse to think I don't believe He exists? You even go
so far as to suggest that I want to burn forever. Your own
thought process doesn't even allow the idea to come into play,
and this Matt is a clear indication that you're the one who's
full of bull shit. Right up to the top of your head.
First you need
to have some explanations before you go around trying to rope
people into the spiral you're spinning in.
feel like I'm going to cry. Like my best friend or my
mother has been stabbed in the back many times. My heart
has gone cold from seeing your site.
I can't beleive
this site. All of this work you have done, all in blaspheme
of Our Great Lord Jesus Christ. Oh my God, why have you done
this?! I feel like I'm going to cry. Like my best friend or
my mother has been stabbed in the back many times. My heart
has gone cold from seeing your site. Why have you done this
to me? To Us? Don't you know you will die soon and go straight
to Hell? Hell, Bob! Haven't you heard the stories of Hell?!
The Inferno! It's not a good place to spend eternity Bob.
So, I will pray for you. Because I love you. I love you, Bob.
How is that? You hate Jesus and all Christians, but I love
you. And when you feel the love, you will understand. You
WILL change your ways.
Peace and Love
Do you find it
at all odd that you had such an emotional breakdown all on
account of seeing a drawing? It's kind of kooky if you step
back an look at it.
Yes, I've heard the stories of Hell and it sure does sound
like a horrible, fiery fate, my goodness. I think that the
only explanation I've got for what I've done is... ready?
It's all fake. Yes! You heard me correctly. Hell is
fake! Tis true! And you want to know something else? It makes
perfect sense. I understand that upon reading those words
you're probably convulsing on the floor and coughing up blood,
but that doesn't make it any less true.
My suggestion to
you is get yourself a therapist, come to grips with the fact
that life isn't fair and you cannot truly love someone whom
you do not know... and download Web Nanny for
yourself so that you don't have another scary glimpse of reality
poking its ugly head into your living room.
SICK FUCKING BASTERD! that pisses me off sooooo bad. why
would you even think , and actualy take the time, to make
a jesus dress up site?
im sure you get
this all the time, but YOU SICK FUCKING BASTERD! that pisses
me off sooooo bad. why would you even think , and actualy
take the time , to make a jesus dress up site, while hes on
the cross with a devil costume?!?!?!?! you must have some
issues BOB or what ever the fuck your name is. hope you get
the help you need.
6 million hits
a month baby! And that's a hella lotta potential hand jobs!
Any more questions?