week I went to this party, and a girl was there who had the
worst breath I had ever encountered. I now refer to her as
"Shit Breath" because that's exactly what it seemed
she'd been eating.
Very little touchup had to be done to this photograph of us.
hope you all enjoy this page of hate mail.
Their emails will be in blue while mine
are in black and white.
once in a while I receive an email from some religious organization
that's been given my email address by some fan or non fan. Either
way, I love responding to these emails. Here is one example of what
I'm talking about:
We are looking
for pastors and bible teachers to do radio programs... if
you know someone with a heart for this please email me
I would be delighted to take part in this radio program. I must
congratulate you on your open mindedness and inviting me to do this.
let me know what you had in mind.
Subject: RE: Christian
We are a group
of radio stations and we are looking for men and women of
God like you to do radio programs... In most cases they just
take their sermon tapes and turn them into radio programs.
We are doing something different. Usually the church's and
Pastors are billed for the cost of air time. We have prayed
and sought God and we feel led by the Spirit to Partner with
our radio programmers.
We just ask them
to pray for us and send in a love offering each month... So
if you would like to be broadcast over international shortwave
please complete the attached and email or fax it back and
send some tapes or cd's. We begin your program with a 15 minute
weekly broadcast and then we move you to more stations and
increase you from there. please visit our web pages.
5400 Minors Lane
P.O. Box 197309
Louisville Ky 40259
here are photos
of our station in africa.
and thank you again for your interest in me and my message of hope.
your pages and I am positive that we should team up together and
spread the message of God's grace. I am anxious to get my information
out there and show how important Christ's crucifixion was. It was
a sacrifice so immense that even the most evil deeds are forgiven
under His merciful umbrella.
I first created Final
Justice Jesus Dress Up, getting support from the Christian right
was a task. So many believers refused to acknowledge that even the
worst sins of man are forgiven by Jesus. I am thrilled that you
understand this and want to share it with those savages in Liberia.
Perhaps I could include one of their native tribal outfits on my
page too? Would that help spread God's word there?
again, I appreciate the courage you have to stand side by side with
me and my Dress Up page. The fist will come down hard on us both
but we will stand strong!
wanted so very badly for a reply to this, but one never came.)
NOW, WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR WILL HAVE
THE LAST LAUGH.
WE WILL ALL BE
PRAYING FOR YOU, MISTER. LAUGH NOW, WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH.
what I mean is like, Jesus dosen't like this.
Dude, don't u know
that dressing up Jesus like toataly sucks? Like what I mean
is like, Jesus dosen't like this.
E-mail me @ firstname.lastname@example.org
and I'll like tell u what to do.
Like, Kelly, like,
do you like, really talk like this? I mean, like, I'd like
to take you seriously and all, but like, if this is like,
how you like write a complaint letter defending your like,
religious beliefs then like, it's hard for me to respect,
like anything you're like, liking.
In fact, like,
you know like, when you like write a word over and over again
and it like starts to look like, wrong? Like, that's what's
like happening with "like" like right now, and I don't like
you even feel a little ashamed of yourself for making
a mockery of the Lord Jesus Christ.
Dont you even
feel a little ashamed of yourself for making a mockery of
the Lord Jesus Christ. Really, how can you sleep at night.
Do you ever ask
yourself, Is Jesus real. I assure you he is. One day you will
find out just how real, and i hope that its not too late for
Okay, I do feel
a little ashamed of my actions, but I also know that Jesus
felt shame too for some of the bad things he did too.
And what makes
you so perfect? Are you saying that you've never felt shame
for the things you've done? You have no right to judge me
for the shame I feel for what I've done to Jesus. Only Jesus
can judge what I've done.
Oh, and God.
And a certified judge too, I suppose.
about naming something Jesus had to be ashamed of
Im not being judgemental.
Im just stating a fact. Your website is offensive to me. I
did not say it was offensive to God. I do think however that
it would be offensive to most TRUE Christians.
I say live and
let live, but You are entitled to your opinion and I am entitled
to mine. Hope you make lots of money off making a joke out
of Jesus. If that is what your heart desires. God gives us
all a free will, he will not push himself on anybody. It has
to be a choice.
How about naming
something Jesus had to be ashamed of. Remeber he was the only
person that ever walked on this earth who was sinless. I guess
that would mean he would not have had ANYTHING TO BE ASHAMED
Oh, of course I
can name some parts where Jesus felt shame. Remember when
He totally trashed that church? I remember He went in there
and started throwing stuff on the floors and kicking things
over with His feet. I'm sure that He musta felt a lot of shame
for that afterwards. What a horrible thing to do to a church.
I also remember
that He was crucified on the cross for sins. He must have
had a great amount of sin to be punished so severely like
that. And didn't Jesus betray Judas with a kiss? It doesn't
get any lower than betraying your best friend. What shame
He had to have felt.
But I don't judge
Jesus. These are just facts. I have NO RIGHT to judge Him
Scott. None of us do. Only God has that right... and our judicial
system (like we'd agreed upon before).
Anyhow, I agree
with you. Live and let live. He paid the ultimate price for
those sins and despite what many people say I think we all
could learn a thing or two from Jesus.
Thank you for the
email Scott. I hope that I answered some of the questions
you had about Jesus.
I guess you probley
get it alot But you are Sick
No, it's actually
been a pretty good year for me. I had a bit of a sore throat
at the beginning of this week, but I loaded up on the Vitamin
C and got to bed early. By the next day I was fine!
Thanks for checkin'