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Subject:
Why is the world so full of fools?
Okay,
I'm writing this to make some clarifications for your fans as well
as the even more ignorant fools that plague you with their drivel
about MuhammadDressUp.com. I know that you have told more than your
fair share of these nitwits that there is no image of Muhammad the
God. Then again, there is no God Muhammad. He was a man. He was
nothing more than a spiritual leader, just like all those guys in
the "Old Testament". Or, those guys that "followed
Jesus" in the "New Testament". Sure, Muslims like
him he created the foundation of their entire life structure! But,
they do NOT worship him as a god, which would be in direct violation
of their belief structure sort of like praying to statues of "saints"
or dead guys hanging on hunks of wood is a direct violation of the
Christian belief system.
As
for Allah, well in all honesty, Allah, Yahweh, Jehovah, and God
are supposed to be the same entity. So Bob IS in fact mocking Muslims,
Christians, and Jews when he says religion is stupid. I for one
agree. You people are so desperate for acceptance that you even
have to get it from your invisible friends. Before you start ribbing
him for not having a BuddhaDressUp.com (which I think he should
make just for fun) Buddha isn't a god either. I'm going to go back
to that whole "spiritual leader" thing again. Yes, there
are people that praise him and ask him to help them on their way
to universal negation of individual beings, but they do not worship
him as a god.
I
suggest that if you people are going to get all riled up over something,
that you first look into it so as to avoid looking like a giant
pack of Jack-Asses. If you are going to call a man a hypocrite for
not doing something that he CAN'T do, at least go read your own
damn book of rules and stop being one of the largest group of hypocrites
in the world!
Shane.
People.
Listen up.
Bob is
not lying when he tells you that there is no image of Mohammad to
caricaturize. Otherwise you can bet your ass we would have that
game too! Think about it. Bob is an atheist. Do people even know
what that means? It doesn't mean "hater of the Christian God".
It means no belief in ANY god. Zero. Nada. None. This would include
Mohammad, Allah, God, Jesus, Buddha, Osiris, Loki, and all the ones
I can't name because their names have been lost to time.
I don't
get it. Why would having a Mohammad Dress Up please you people and
Jesus Dress Up only brings out the hate? Didn't your Jesus want
you to love people? Wouldn't Jesus be sad if He could read all these
letters you are sending in His defense? If I were Jesus, I would
be pretty pissed off. For one, more than half of you can't spell
or write a clear sentence. It doesn't have to be a masterpiece of
literature, people. But for your Christ's sake, couldn't you at
least TRY to communicate something even close to the point you are
trying to make? Reading through Bob's Christian hate mail is like
reading the bible. Coincidence? I think not. Ignorant people write
some ignorant crap.
Another
good reason for Jesus to be pissed; it's His show. When was the
last time ANY of you Christians packaged your god in anything but
a pretty white guy's body standing around in flowing robes with
children gawping up at him and his glowing tresses? Damn, your god
even looked good nailed up to a cross and dripping blood. Christians
are very into appearances. I know; I used to be one.
Bob's
Jesus Dress Up is no more offensive than you Christians depicting
your man-god Savior as a white guy with no split ends and pretty
teeth. In a far off land in a time of no dentists and hairdressers,
this WOULD be a miracle! I bet they didn't even have toothpaste
back then. In fact, did you know that back then they only bathed
for religious purposes? That's pretty gross. Even if Jesus WAS a
white guy, do you think his skin would really look all that white
after weeks in the desert trotting around in a bunch of dusty robes
with no coin laundry, stick of deodorant or a shower in sight?
So call
Bob all the names you want to. Section him off into Hell with all
the other kids your God created and rejected. Be pleased knowing
at night before you fall asleep that Bob will assuredly be subjected
to the soul ripping horror of your eternal Hell just because he
drew a picture. Christ, you people act as if he's killing people
or actually causing harm to someone. Has it even crossed your minds
that Bob doesn't ACTUALLY make the magnets? What about the souls
of all those poor Asian children making 10 cents an hour? Don't
you care about them?
It's
stupid to question whether Bob is brave enough to draw up a Mohammad
Dress Up. That might be one of the dumbest things I have ever read.
Instead, try reading through the rest of his site and see for yourself
what he believes in and doesn't. You'll find he makes perfect sense,
much more sense that someone who writes an email about Mohammed
Dress Up with anal sex, emasculation, and misspelled death threats
all in the name of your lord. Crazy isn't drawing up a picture of
a long dead man, people. Crazy believes someone should suffer for
the drawing of it. I bet Bob wouldn't want any one of you to die
just because you see things differently than he does. How uncouth.
Think about it.
So while
you're writing in your hate mail, praying to your god to save us
all from a website or a magnet, I want you to remember one thing
about atheists. They are the only group of people who can agree
about the contents of your "rule book" {or any others}.
I hope that thought tells you a little something about your "beliefs".
Sure, Ann Coulter wants you to think atheists are mass murdering
freaks who hunger only for power and human suffering, but really
we just want to have a bit of fun and get along just like everyone
else. And maybe we might even be better at getting along since we
don't have all the worry of Hell breathing down our necks every
second of the day and night. And remember, if you have to write
and be a hater, at least use spell check and know what in your Hell
you are talking
In the
end, Jesus Dress Up is a lot like anything Christians hate. Abortions,
condoms, gay marriage, vaginas or half shirts- if you don't like
it, don't fucking buy or subscribe to it. Now go do something important
with your time, like feed the hungry or clothe the needy.
Keep
Writing and Try Harder,
April.
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about Mohammed with a baseball bat up his rectum?” |
Bob:
Love that Jesus
dress-up! I hope they're selling like hotcakes.Now, for your
next product, how about Mohammed with a baseball bat up his
rectum? Or maybe an atheist like you, with his own genitals
stuffed in his mouth? We're going to need lots of re-education
camps for people like you and your customers, if we're ever
going to rescue our culture.
youdo1888@comcast.net
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Hey Youdo!
Well, what may
initially sound like a wonderful endurance test is actually
not even plausible! Did you know that the image of Mohammed
is a sacrilege? That means that the people who follow Him
have never even created an image of Him! It's true! There
is not one recognizable image of the god Mohammed to be found.
Check Google! You'll see that I'm right! Subsequently this
makes it impossible to draw any kind of proper Dress Up page
for Mohammed the god.
If you'd like,
I would be happy to post your email address so that you can
be contacted by anyone who has the Mohammed-bashery you're
craving. I'm sure there are many out there who'd be very interested
in your idea.
It seems that it'd
be you people who need to be re-educated, and I am happy to
oblige!
Thank you for the email anyhow!
Bob
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