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With
all the trouble I've been gettin' into on the Internet trying to
dish out my flavor of atheism to the masses (lawyers
tryin' to shut me down, trouble with spam (it hasn't
been working for the last 4 days, so if you tried to email me I
didn't get it), and the whole losin' my host fiasco, I've been forced
to take my message to the streets!
Hustlin'
ain't easy and there's a lot you gotta know if you're gonna try
to become a real street hustler in NYC... especially if you're pushin'
anti-God propaganda. Too many eyes... too many eyes.
There
are 5 basic things you gotta know if you're gonna be a successful
anti-God hustler on these streets.
#1
has to be: Somthin' to say.
If you ain't got nothin to say then you're shit-outta luck. One
quote I've trademarked is: "One plus
God equals one."
Said quickly and smoothly, this'll get strangers takin whatever
it is you're givin' away. And this leads us to the next most important
thing a hustler's gotta know...
#2.
Sayin' as much information as quickly as you can and still be understood.
This takes a clever tongue that can keep a fast pace. That means
sayin' it like it's one long-ass word:
"godisfake, godisfake, godisfake,
checkit out, checkit out..." and so on.
A person will walk by you in just a matter of seconds, the object
is to get those words inside their head within that tiny window
of time. Practice sayin' it several times as quickly as you can
and you'll be part way to bein' a workin' city street hustler!
#3.
Pickin' a good street corner.
Look for crowds. Many times if you're not sure if a certain corner
is gonna work, look around. If you see a whole lot of deadbeats
beggin' for quarters, tryin to sell used magazines, handing out
coupons and tourists, then that means it's a perfect corner to be
hustlin'! This is gonna be where the out-of-towners and scumbags
meet head on, and you wanna be right in the center of it all!
#4.
Clog the sidewalk!
The
more space you take up and the more you're able to interrupt the
flow of walkway traffic the more people that'll be bunched up around
you to hear & take your message! If you can get people to clench
their fists over their ears in aggravation then you're doin' your
job!
#5
Gettin' rid of the deadbeats!
Nothin' can be more irritating than having some nosey louse hangin'
around wanting an explanation for what it is you're dealin'. A quick
"Move along move along"
should get these pests outta the scene. If that doesn't work then
there's nothin' wrong with a gentle shove on the back of a shoulder
along with "no loitering no loitering"
to get even the most determined dirtbag outta your hair.
So there
ya go. Learn those simple huslin' rules and you're on the fast track
to hustlin' success! Okay, now move along
move along... okay.. who's next who's next who's next?
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suggest seeing "Passion of the Christ" it might give you
an Idea about what Jesus did for you and every other person
who ever lived.” |
I just recently
visited your website with the "dress up Jesus" magnet thing.
seeing that really makes me sad. If you actually took time
to get to know what he was about and what he did for you,
I dont think you would even thing about putting that up there.
You are showing a person being crucified, and you have nice
little summer hats to put on, or a devil's suit. I suggest
seeing "Passion of the Christ" it might give you an Idea about
what Jesus did for you and every other person who ever lived.
Jason Engler
peace_not_war@hotmail.com
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Jason Engler,
I saw The Passion of Christ, and quite honestly I didn't like
it. Too violent. Jesus suffered way too much for my taste.
They should have scaled back the violence, then it might not
have left such a bad taste in my mouth.
You know, I would
have liked very much to have seen what John Hughes or maybe
Ron Howard would have done with it. And Tom Hanks would have
been a great lead! Don't ya think?
Over all I get
it two and a half stars.
Have you seen Van Helsing yet?!
Bob
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