Lots more hustlin' on the streets of NYC.
Their letters will be in blue while mine are in black and white.


Normal Bob hustles Godless propaganda on St. Marks


I
've still been enjoying the hustle on St. Marks. Taking the word to the streets is a satisfaction unlike anything the Internet could offer. There's just nothin' like sayin' "God is fake god is fake, there was no talking snake" into the ears of a family of tourists wearing matching khaki shorts and eating cotten candy.


The squatters, skaters and punks circle back for more while the Britnies and Barbies pretend to be righteous, throwing them to the ground. I totally enjoy the routine of it all, and Venessa loves to watch.

I was even told how to say God is fake in Japanese -"Commi soma eni." But my pronunciation probably offends those who understand it. Or maybe it's just insulting because I say it to every Asian who walks by.
I've even gotten good at slippin' the flyer into people's shopping bags when they pass by. Is that wrong?
There have been more than a few unexpected reactions worth a mention:

* Holding-hands-gay-men have been hatin' the fliers! I was shocked! That's surprising, right?

* Because most lesbians love 'em.

* Except for poser lesbians (suburban girls who hold hands because they think bein' a lesbian on St. Marks is cool). Those "lesbians" still get offended and give me dirty looks. Their behavior amuses me greatly.

* Junkies hate the flyers too! Isn't that interesting? I mean, they're shooting dope into their eyeballs and at the same time sensitive about what's bein' said about God. I dunno... just fun facts.


* Esthetic Jews take the flyer without comment, read the cover and put it into their pocket. It's consistent. I like that very much.

* Krishnas are also very polite. They see the humor in it and shake their heads when they realize what I'm saying. Very polite every time. Props to the Krishnas.

* High school church youth groups are my favorites! They take whatever you tell them to take and they scare so easily! I'm sure they think they're on the verge of being swindled. It probably doesn't help that I'm also mumblin "smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke" under my breath when I hand it to them.
* Couples are fun because many times one of them hates it and the other laughs. I enjoy thinking that I might be inflicting wounds in what was once a thriving relationship.

* I was shocked when the local Gravers (combination of Raver & Goth. Inspired by both the Trenchcoat Mafia and Matrix. Listens to Type-O Negative & ICP) gave me attitude and professed that God was in fact FOR REAL !
I think that this is because they're basically Sunday schoolers who've found an all-inclusive way to
Sample Gravers
rebel without straying into anything too outrageous. My feeling is that the Gravers are today what Heavy Metalers were back in the 80s.


* And not surprisingly, the worst attitude comes from drunk white frat guys. They, for some reason, get all religious when they've got 2 dozen beers in 'em and insist that "Jesus was a cool dude!" and continue by adding "So you think we all just came from monkeys?!"


There's little you can do for these lost souls outside of repeating "Godza zero nodda hero Godza zero nodda hero Godza zero nodda hero..." 200 times until they get confused and stumble away into the darkness of another sports bar.


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“Are you aware that Jesus predicted he would rise from the dead?”

Bob,
You said of the death of Jesus:

"Yes, but then He tricked us and came back to life. He's a liar for doing that. What kind of worthless sacrifice is that?"

Are you aware that Jesus predicted he would rise from the dead?

So you believe that the universe came about without the aid of a creator. How, Bob, do you explain the beauty, complexity, and design in nature?

David Schmiedeberg
lytnin88@sbcglobal.net


“I as a Bible-believeing Christian do not have a problem with this belief, and it is not, as I stated, inconsistent with Scripture.”

Bob,
In a response to one of your "hate mail" messages, you stated:

"You're missing my point about the dinosaurs. I was simply trying to illustrate that the evidence dinosaurs existed millions of years ago strongly suggests that the Bible may have inconsistencies, that's all."

The Bible does not state that the Earth and all life on it were created just a few thousand years ago (although some Christians believe this to be the case). The Universe may well be billions of years old. I as a Bible-believeing Christian do not have a problem with this belief, and it is not, as I stated, inconsistent with Scripture.

David Schmiedeberg
lytnin88@sbcglobal.net


Oh David, yes, I knew that. I believe my emphasis was suppose to be more on the lack of any sacrifice once He raised from the dead. And beyond that I hoped to put even more emphasis on the silly outrageousness of a God-man raising from the dead then floating up into heaven... sandals, robe, tooth decay and all. Those scenarios amuse me a great deal.

You see, I believe that as life evolves it gets more complex and in some cases more beautiful. But I would also argue there are things that are not so beautiful which you seem to fail to attribute to God; like heaps of poop baking in a desert sun, muddy slimy swamps pulsating with foul life forms mutated by their own perverted habits, yellowy sea foam glazing a shore of rotting Alewives and even a blood-soaked vulcher head burrowing through the carcass of a skinned ostrich. It only seems like it's all pigtails and garden snails because those sunsets make better selling postcards.

Now as far as your liberal translation of the bible I would argue that the inconsistencies lay within the "7 day creation of the universe" quote with not a single mention of the 150 million year reign of the dinosaur between "God created the earth" and "God created man."

I'm sure your "argument" will be that you do not have a problem with that inconsistency. However, I would counter that by suggesting that the imbeciles who wrote the bible didn't have the archeological technology we have today and had no idea their make-believe tale of where we came from would be so easily debunked a couple thousand years later.

Get with the times David. Science teaches us things, and learning is good. There's no point in struggling to prove the bible because you just can't do it... unless you have no problem with inconsistencies. Then you're fine.

Bob


“Actually, there is a certain beauty in "heaps of poop baking in a desert sun."”

Oh David, yes, I knew that. I believe my emphasis was suppose to be more on the lack of any sacrifice once He raised from the dead.

Wasn't giving his life enough of a sacrifice, Bob?

And beyond that I hoped to put even more emphasis on the silly outrageousness of a God-man raising from the dead then floating up into heaven... sandals, robe, tooth decay and all. Those scenarios amuse me a great deal. You see, I believe that as life evolves it gets more complex and in some cases more beautiful. But I would also argue there are things that are not so beautiful which you fail to also attribute to God; like heaps of poop baking in a desert sun,

Actually, there is a certain beauty in "heaps of poop baking in a desert sun." That waste material eventually decomposes and provides nourishment for plants. Nature (unlike man sometimes) cleans up after itself.

muddy slimy swamps pulsating with foul life forms mutated by their own perverted habits, yellowy sea foam glazing a shore of rotting Ailwives and even a blood-soaked vulcher head burrowing through the carcass of a skinned ostrich. It only seems like it's all pigtails and garden snails because those sunsets make better selling postcards.

I will grant you, Bob, that not all of nature is beautiful. At one time the earth and everything in it was perfect, but because of man's sin, ugliness entered into God's creation. God, however, will restore the state of perfection in the earth.

Now as far as your liberal translation of the bible I would argue that the inconsistencies lay within the "7 day creation of the universe" quote with not a single mention of the 150 billion year reign of the dinosaur between "God created the earth" and "God created man."

Why do you see this as an inconsistency, Bob? The Bible is not a science text, it's a guidebook that is designed to show the current race of people on the earth how to live. There may well have been other races of people (and dinosaurs) on the earth between "God created the earth" and "God created man," but we don't really need to know about this in order to live a life pleasing to God. It's not really the intent of the Bible to delve into what kind of life was present on earth before Adam and Eve.

I'm sure your "argument" will be that you do not have a problem with that inconsistency. However, I would counter that by suggesting that the imbeciles who wrote the bible didn't have the archeological technology we have today and had no idea their make-believe tale of where we came from would be so easily debunked a couple thousand years later.

Speaking of archeology Bob, did you know that hundreds of archeological discoveries in and around the Holy Land corroborate the historical events, people, and places mentioned in the Bible?

Get with the times David. Science teaches us things, and learning is good. There's no point in struggling to prove the bible because you just can't do it... unless you have no problem with inconsistencies. Then you're fine.

Sorry it took so long for me to respond, Bob. I'm praying for you. And Jesus does love you, even though you mock him.

David Schmiedeberg
lytnin88@sbcglobal.net


Hello David,

It seems that you have missed several of my points despite how thorough I was with my questions and statements. I actually like it when this happens because then I get to explain myself even further which drives my point home even better. Then the people who read these letters see not only how a believer's brain cares not for logic, facts and reason but it also exposes more of the strange excuses for the inconsistencies.

For instance, I've always been amused by the notion that the reason uglinesses like shores of rotting Alewives, blood-soaked vulture heads and stinky yellow sea foam exist is a direct result of mankind's sins. In other words, there's a belief that the lie an 8 year old tells a school teacher or Bill Clinton's affair has a direct impact on the weather and is the reason why there are visually-ugly things. Like if man had never sinned then lions wouldn't have to kill baby gazelles to feed their young and there'd be no more tornados. This is an actual Christian belief! It's these terrific ideas that fascinate me to no end!

Another great example is how you're telling me in one paragraph that archeology proves the bible all over the place, then you say that the bible is not facts, it's just a guidebook and God had no intentions of accurately explaining things. He's just telling neat stories to teach us lessons.
Examining the thought process of a mind in denial is both fascinating and educational for everyone who's reading.

I would like to declare that Jesus' life is not enough of a sacrifice if He's just gonna get it back again a few days later, and THEN go straight to heaven! It's no different than someone who gives $10,000 to a charity then gets it all back a few days later from the charity he gave it to, THEN gets a million dollars just a short time later! Very little sacrifice. I remain unimpressed.

I've got more respect for the guy who has to spend eternity in hell because he dared not believe in stories of nonsense. Now that's a fucking sacrifice David. Eternal pain for stepping forward with doubt equals hero.

And by the way, I am not simply mocking Jesus. I mock your whole entire belief system.

Bob

“You obviously have some amount of faith or you wouldn't be defending your view so viciously. ”

I'm not concerned with whether or not this response gets onto your website...I stumbled onto it for some unknown reason- I certainly wasn't looking for info on why to or how to hate Jesus!!! I love Jesus with all of my heart, soul, mind and strength- why because He loved me first, 2000 years ago, was willing to die on the cross for me (and you, too-believe it or not)! The Bible teaches that the Lord uses everyone to bring about His will. I believe the Lord is using you to show others that evil and wickedness surely exists...it's obvious you have so much hate in your heart and believe me, that's natural- the human nature is corrupt and unless a person recognizes how evil they are and then turns from the evil, they doom themselves to eternal punishment because they choose to deny God's offer of salvation.

From God's Word of Truth, the Bible, Romans 8:5-8, "Those who live according to the sinful nature have their minds set on what that nature desires; but those who live in accordance with the Spirit have their minds set on what the Spirit desires. The mind of sinful man is death, but the mind controlled by the Spirit is life and peace; the sinful mind is hostile to God. It doesnot submit to God's law, nor can it do so. Those controlled by the sinful nature cannot please God."
Our hope is that Jesus promised to save us by giving us the Holy Spirit to replace the condemned human nature...Romans 8:9-11, "You, however, are controlled not by the sinful nature but by the Spirit, if the Spirit of God lives in you. And if anyone does not have the Spirit of Christ, he does not belong to Christ. But if Christ is in you, your body is dead because of sin, yet your spirit is alive because of righteousness. And if the Spirit of him who raised Jesus from the dead is living in you, he who raised Christ from the dead will also give life to your mortal bodies through his Spirit, who lives in you."
This is not some weird thing- those who don't have Christ's goodness, have the devil's wickedness. Do you believe that? You obviously have some amount of faith or you wouldn't be defending your view so viciously.

As you continue on in life, I pray you remember that Evil controls a person, but deceives a person into believing they are in control! In the New Testament, in 1 John 5:19, "We know that we are children of God, and that the whole world is under the control of the evil one."
If you think you have mastered 'cruelty', you have no idea how cruel YOUR master is! You seem to think God is your enemy- No, He is your only hope! Satan is the one who has confused and blinded you- he wants you to be condemned right along with him.
Think of this: (and I'm breaking it down- making it so simple a child or teenager could understand it)God is good, and, well, the devil is known for being evil...ok, who do you REALLY want to serve, the One who tells us to love others, have a pure heart, OR satan, the one who was the first to rebel against God, the one is was a liar from the beginning, the one who loves evil, strife, hatred, the one who will mock and laugh in your face when you meet Him in hell? Truly, does it even make sense at all to say, "I want to be evil, not good"; "I want to lead others to hell, not heaven." ???

The Bible teaches about spiritual blindness and your site has done nothing but increase my faith in the message of Jesus!!! FROM GOD'S WORD, John 14:16-17 Jesus said, "And I will ask the Father, and he will give you another Counselor to be with you forever-- the Spirit of truth. The world cannot accept him, because it neither sees him nor knows him. But you know him, for he lives with you and will be in you."
He was speaking of the Holy Spirit, who I received into my life 2 years ago. My faith was not strong then and all I said was, "If you are real God, help me." But once I received the witness of the Holy Spirit- Praise the Lord, my life has been redeemed! You see, we are all born into sin and our human nature is set against God. A few years ago, I might have found your site humorous- but not now. I cried when I saw it- Jesus does not deserve to be mocked. He did nothing wrong, he simply told people to honor God by following Him and not following after the ways of satan. Jesus suffered death for us and has suffered persecution and rejection ever since because people don't want to turn from evil- they want to attack Him and make fun of Him. Can you imagine how He must feel- have you ever been made fun of, beaten, rejected??? Would you love that person? believe it or not, Jesus would...if they sincerely were sorry. It's tough for us to understand how much He loves us. I understand why you are so sceptical about the Lord- no one truly understands the Lord until they have been born again and received the Holy Spirit.

I pray God will humble you and that you will repent of your sin. I see your site and I think of the man who wrote nearly half of the New testament, Paul- he hated Christ and His followers so much, that he was having them killed!!! But once the Lord got hold of him, he had to change and he became one of the greatest witnesses for Christ. this is my prayer for you. If you are willing, God can turn your heart around and you can use that same passion you have to serve the devil and serve God instead- ASK GOD IF HE IS REAL and He will reveal Himself to you...the prophet Jeremiah said, seek God with all your heart and you will find Him. Ask God to forgive you of your sins and pray that He deliver you from the control of satan, there is probably a lot of demonic activity in your life and YOU NEED GOD'S PROTECTION- don't fear God, fear satan. God loves you, satan hates you- he hates you more than you seem to hate Jesus- satan hates you so much that he has turned your heart away from your Precious Saviour, Jesus Christ. Bible says the spiritual battle takes
place in our mind and maybe you have been filled with thoughts against Christ, maybe some hypocritical Christians let you down, or maybe satan used people that you should have been able to trust- but they hurt you.
Whatever happened, there's time for you to be restored to having a wonderful relationship with God. God knows everything that has happened to you- He knows you better than you know yourself and He is willing to Help and give you more love and peace in your life than you could ever imagine! If you have been misinformed and believe that God is unfair, remember that God is a righteous Judge- each person will be judged fairly and in the end, it will be our own actions that will either find us saved or guilty.

1 John 3:10, "This is how we know who the children of God are and who the children of the devil are: Anyone who does not do what is right is not a child of God; nor is anyone who does not love his brother."
Do the right thing and turn to God. Destroy this horrible site that has been inspired, not by the Holy Spirit, but by the devil. Recognize that it is satan who is leading you into doing such wicked things. The Lord has so much love and mercy, He does forgive when we repent.

I pray God bless you and I really believe God loves you because He loved me and I was really no different than you or anyone else. I didn't have a website that mocked Jesus and glorified satan, but everyday, my loyalty and love was to the world, not Him; I lived in disobedience to Him and wanted to do things my way- didn't want to live the way He has taught to live-Just like satan, I wanted to be the lord of my own life...how foolish I was to think that in only 30 years of living, I knew better and more than God. In 1 Corinthians 1:18, "For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." 1 Thessalonians 1:4-6 says, "For we know, brothers loved by God, that he has chosen you, because our gospel came to you not simply with words, but also with power, with the Holy Spirit and with deep conviction. You know how we lived among you for your sake. You became imitators of us and of the Lord; in spite of severe suffering, you welcomed the message with the joy given by the Holy Spirit."
And, as Jesus had promised, Acts 1:8 says, "But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses..."
Become a bold witness for Christ, we are the real rebels in this world! You will be in my prayers, normal bob smith!

godschick4lifeptl@hotmail.com


Dear sweet God's Chick 4 Life,
What is wrong with you? Are you so brainwashed that you're no longer capable of even the most basic skills of reason? I mean, you just stated "You obviously have some amount of faith or you wouldn't be defending your view so viciously."

Hell, with that kind of logic it'd be just as clear that you believe that God and Satan don't exist at all considering how viscously you insist that they do. You don't even give me the benefit of the doubt and consider for a second that I don't believe in super beings. You just leap onto the Non-Christian's-Hate-God bandwagon and recite all kinds of scripture to me.

Your obedience to God clearly illustrates what a turn of loyalty from the world really means. It just seems to be an absolute flushing of common sense and a blind eye on the reasons another human being doesn't believe. These are clear anti-social traits and evidence pointing towards the negative effects of putting non existent things above humans.

Do you really think I worship Satan and believe in living sprits inside our bodies, and the mere shouting of "Praise the Lord!" in an email? Had you considered even for a moment that you DO have the power to make your own right decisions without God? "Gasp! No! Not without GOD!"
You're a 30 year old adult woman! Choosing to do right doesn't need God! Just do right as best you can, and when you fuck up don't attribute it to Satan and his blood thirsty lust for evil, strife and hatred. Blame yourself and then work hard to not make the same mistake again. These are wonderful life lessons. Ignoring them is only shortchanging yourself.

God's-Chick-4-Life, God and Satan don't exist. The relief you feel is simply an imaginary friend you seem to think you need to do good and to tell you how to run your life. There is no victory in admitting you cannot be "lord" of yourself. It's called "Taking full responsibility for your 30 year old adult actions." But obviously you know all of this to be true or you wouldn't be defending your view so viciously.

Are you for real?
Bob

“Would you like to actaully have a scholarly debate on the subject of heaven and hell?”

Hey Bob:
Would you like to actaully have a scholarly debate on the subject of heaven and hell? Or for that matter that Satan is really a rank and not a being? I would agree with you that there are a lot of misnomers in Gentile Christianity, but they are easily cleared up by the Midrash, Pseudopigrapha, Talmud and other such documents. Really, Christians have no clue of what they really believe. The Bible by itself is dreadfully incomplete and the gentile Christians end up making extreme logical leaps about salvation and everything else.

I do consider myself a Christian and an informed one and I have read your statements on your website. Frankly, I grew up the way you did and I don't blame you for being upset by what you've been taught. Did you know that Scripture actually says that people who didn't believe in Jesus went to heaven? Being Mormon, Catholic, Hindu or anything else does not matter. You can be "saved" anyway. Did you know that the Gospel of Peter says that all of humanity will eventually be taken to paradise? Your average preacher wouldn't tell you that would he?!

There are a lot of things that most Christians do not know, or you either.

Satan is not God's archenemy, "they" work for God as a prosecutor. Sammael is one of the beings you are thinking of. He was the former angel of death who disobeyed God and would not take the body of Moses. Shemhazai is another being that is identified with "Satan." He rebelled and had sex with human women. Lucifer is the angel who refused to worship man and was cast out of heaven. The serpent in the Garden was not Satan, by simply a serpent.

Also, demons are not Satan's henchmen. They are evil beings created by Man himself! Man is more powerful than "Satan", we don't need "Satan" for salvation or anything else. He fears us because ultimately, we have power over him.

In short, God has no intention of destroying anyone in the ridiculous ways you mentioned. Nowhere in scripture does it actually mention an eternal Hell for anyone excepting the antichrist and his direct underlings. There is, in fact, enough scripture to refute the idea that anyone is going to Hell for eternity.

If you have any questions, feel free to write. I'm a very patient guy...

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Oh yes, a debate with you on the precise whereabouts (and whatabouts) of Satan, his underlings and the Grim Reaper sounds like a very worthwhile debate indeed. Then, finally we'd be able to straighten all of these things out and conduct a logical, factual argument against science and its merciless attack on God's true intentions.

I think that by you and I working together, we'll be able to weed out all of the garbagey-gobble-dee-guk and bring together just the facts from the Midrash, Pseudopigrapha, Talmud and the Gospel and figure out the true beliefs of Christianity. What a fun project!

If you could go ahead and start without me that'd be okay. In fact, I'd prefer to come into the project late, right near the end actually, so as not to corrupt the research with my atheistic disrespect for all that it is, was, and ever will be.

Then, at that point I'd like to point and laugh at you for being such a gargantuan waste of useless knowledge.

Thank you.
Bob

 

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