Subject:
"your days are numbered"
Josh
Wilkinson is right. your days are indeed numbered. the day you were
born: that's day number one. the day after that is number two. you're
thirty, right? so (365 * 30) + 5 = 10,950. i add the 5, of course,
for leap years. i don't know when your birthday is, so i'll add
six months, because statistically, that's the best bet. 30 * 6 =
180. so i think now you're at about day number 11,130. see? i told
you joshie is right.
jorge
say,
if you're interested in hearing some of my music, go to myspace.com/jorge.
if not, then be damned to an eternal foghat concert.
JESUS
SAVES money by shopping at Acme..
Bob,
When I read those emails about the CIA being involved!!! OH MY!!!!
I was just so overcome with...... with..... LAUGHTER!!!!!!! What
a load! And to think that there is someone who works for the CIA
who hasn't died mysteriously yet!!!
But anyway......
all I have to say is how Christian of little Josh Wilkinson!!! How
very Christian of him indeed. I bet you have already pissed your
pants by now huh?
Rock
on dear Bob, rock on.
~Rachel~
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| “Now
you have two choices, you can either take down your website
ASAP or face jail time” |
Subject: GOVERNMENT
IS ON TO YOU
Dear Freak
The U.S Government is now aware of your horrible web site,
I personally informed them because my dad works for the CIA
and they will take action against you. People like you that
are so full of hate for the Christian Religion are America's
enemy, this is god's country. God watches over the United
States and will never let us down. Now you have two choices,
you can either take down your website ASAP or face jail time,
im sure all the other freaks in jail would just love you,
dont bend over.
So it's really
up to you, don't be stupid and do the right thing. I know
you believe in God but you are just too afraid to aknowlage
it, were you abused as a child and you cant get over it? Is
that why you are so full of hate for what others believe in?
I pray that you see the light and find god, many people do
find god when they are locked up in their tiny jail cell.
I am doing you
a great favor here because thats what Christians do. I think
that you should take some time to reflect on what you have
done and you will see the stupidness of this website.
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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Yikes!
Okay, now before
I officially start to panic please clarify one thing for me.
Did your dad tell you to email me with the CIA's demands,
or are these demands at the bratty-tattletale-kid priority
level? Because, you see, if these requests are still at the
tattletale-brat level then I think I'm just gonna hold out
and see what "jail time" entails.
I'm picturing a
refrigerator box with a window cut into the side and the word
"CIA JAIL" written in crayon above it. I also see the "C"
in "CIA" made backwards.
I do not fear your
play-time jail cell, in fact, I would welcome an "imprisonment"
inside of such a contraption so that I could show the true
force of my convictions, tearing it to pieces from within,
then stomping it into the ground with my big boots.
Come and get me
bratty.
Bob
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| “dont
mock be you fucking freak” |
dont mock be you
fucking freak, im for real and you'll be doing time before
you know it if you dont take down this site. You hear of Hal
Turner? It was a racist website with streaming radio to talk
his racist anti jew anti black, pro white comments www.halturnershow.com
its no longer on air because it got shut down by the government.
Now your website is worse than his so it's just a matter of
time........BITCH
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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I bet you're known
among all your little friends for being "the baby who's gonna
tell his daddy in the CIA" every time someone doesn't play
by your rules. I'm also assuming that your failure to answer
my question indicates that this is all still in the tattletale
brat stages.
Has the CIA directly
appointed you the official "Loud-mouthed name calling cry
baby" of this particular operation? If not, I'm imagining
that your daddy wouldn't be very pleased to find out you've
established communications with me and divulged all this information
before I'm even in police custody.
Josh, you better
go and get those crayons and start coloring in bricks on that
fridge-box-jail-cell you got planned for me, because I think
I'd really enjoy playing the "Why You Hittin' Yourself?" game
with your open hand and forehead.
Later Brat-face.
Bob
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God will deal with
you, and no doubt you will be going to hell where you can
spend all of eternity thinking about why you are so fucking
stupid. CIA will deal with you soon and you'll be behind bars
before you know it with the other freaks. And you'll be someones
boyfriend bent over for them and your ass will be sore. If
I ever met you I would kick the shit out of you, I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!
I know where you live, in some New York shithole. Hope you
have health insurance because your gonna meed it bitch. And
i'd take on any of you fucking sicko fans anyday, i'd kill
them. You freakkkkkkkkk fuck ooooooooooof.
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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... and Bratty
throws a temper tantrum. What a predictable delight! What's
next? Are you gonna run and tell your mommy the ninja? Is
she gonna come with her ninja powers and ninja me?
Josh, my favorite
part of that last email was you screaming at me to "fuck of."
So I've gone and drawn a little picture of you yelling it
in your poopy diaper. See attached>>>
You've done a wonderful
thing here for God today. Good job.
Bob
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| “I
think you should go read a Bible” |
God loves all even
if you don't believe in him. I think you should go read a
Bible to see sense and stop trying to downplay the Holy Bible
because you are an idiot.
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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What about the
CIA, the US government, your dad... and the ninjas... and
all that stuff? Aren't I going to prison? When is all that
happening? Should I be packing my suitcases?
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| “My
dad says that you will probably get atleast 10 years in
jail.” |
Your going to prison
for a very long time, yes I would get packing if I were you.
My dad says that you will probably get atleast 10 years in
jail.
You are history.
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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Well Josh, it's
been a treat sarcastically belittling you via email these
last few days, but I now feel that I've mocked you to the
full extent of what's funny.
I will probably
be contacting you in a few months to inquire as to why I'm
still a free man and your CIA daddy hasn't made his move on
me yet. I look forward to more stories from you then.
As you know, I
think you are a wiener, but I've simply exhausted every route
in which to keep your humiliation entertaining.
Good-bye for now.
Bob
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