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Draw
Josh Wilkinson Contest
It
began as a smart-aleck retort to another goofy hate-mailer,
and blossomed into a contest. The
contest rules were simple: "Draw Josh Wilkinson,"
and you responded in record numbers!
There
were so many fantastic renderings submitted and I'm gonna
try and fit most of them in. The winner will be revealed at
the bottom of the page, so let's get to it! (Click on the
images to see entire piece).
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Melissa
Tillery (the winner of the last contest) submitted another breathtaking
masterpiece.
Rick
Carey pulled down his pants and went with the little-dick joke.
Always good for a laugh.
Super Chic Amy went
a little more abstract and showed Josh in a desperate search to
FIND his genitalia. Lovely idea. Thank you Amy.
Brent Rasmussen showed wonderful style, and came close to winning
this contest with his funny rendition. Check
out his site here.
As everyone knows, I'm a fan of the ball-point on blue-ruled and
Dustin Gudmonestoffer didn't miss a beat including the Pray Out
The Gay VHS on the floor. So much detail!
This one
looks like it was taken with a spycam in some back alley somewhere.
Beautiful. Thank you Jenny
And Trevor Lee sent in this finely drawn pen & ink of Josh lurking
about my chat room!
Thank you Ian for your submission. That guy in the center is Josh.
This crudely drawn piece from Emily Jorrey sent chills down my spine.
Yikes!
This
one from Brit shows a special family moment that touches the heart.
This one was a nice break from Lance Hemmert showing what a superhero
Josh would be like.
This was one of the first entries, sent by Arthur.
A must-see.
A
colorful piece here from Dan dan that shows Josh with angel wings
in outer space peeing his pants.
I could not deny the fantastic illustration and clever idea behind
Nath Scott's little comic of Josh. To me this is the clear winner.
A failed CIA experiment? Fucking clever & funny. Thank you Nath!
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| “Your
days are numbered!” |
Your days are numbered!
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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Yes, I know. You
keep saying that.
I'll be emailing you in a few months.
Bye bye Josh.
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| “You
will burn in hell like the little bicth you are” |
You will burn in
hell like the little bicth you are. Draw me another one of
yout retarded shit cartoons, this time with me kicking the
shit out of you, because thats what is going to happen.
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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Wait. How are you
going to kick the shit out of me if I'm in prison?
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| “my
dad works for the CIA.” |
I'll have access
to your prison cell since my dad works for the CIA. I'll control
what you do, eat and when you shit.
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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| “How
did you know my name?” |
You are going to
be sued for putting my emails on your website, its against
the law. How did you know my name? Your going down freak bastard
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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Oddly, it is not
against the law if you email me threats. Go figure :)
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| “how
did u kno my name bastard” |
fuck ofooooooooooooooooooofofooffofooffofofffffffffff
how did u kno my name bastard
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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Um, it's in your
email address you dimwit.
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You faggot cum
sucker
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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| “Looks
liek you got aids you faggot.” |
You think you are
funny with this shitty website, thinking your humor is great.
You say that you dont attack christians, that your hot a "hate
atheist" yet you make shit like jesus dress up to piss christians
off. Your a bald headed ugly freak you dont need to wear your
devil make up, your ugly enough. Looks liek you got aids you
faggot.
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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Yeah yeah yeah.
Ouch! Eech! Ooch! Those really hurt!
I'm done with you
Josh. Look for an email from me in a few months. I'll be up
for more of your stupidity then.
Bob
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| “Wow
a whole page to my self.” |
Wow a whole page
to my self. Thank you bitch.
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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It'll be two pages
shortly.
Thank you!
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| “Mancow
is going to kick the shit out of you” |
you are such a
fucking loser bastard, I advise you kill yourself, moron.
Mancow is going to kick the shit out of you, I heard on his
show that he knows where you live and he's going to punch
you in the face on camera and put it on his website. Bye Bye
loser.
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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Subject: Re: GO
IN YOUR CHATROOM NOW IM THERE
GO IN YOUR CHATROOM
NOW IM THERE BITCH
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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And alone there
you shall remain, like the lonely loser you are.
I don't want to chat with you. Remember, I'm done with you.
You can plead and beg all you want but you just can't have
me.
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| “I
already have planted things in your PC so I can do things
in it.” |
im going to hack
your website, I already have planted things in your PC so
I can do things in it.
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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Josh, you've already
proven yourself to be the king of empty threats. Unfortunatly,
at this point, there's nothing you could say that would hold
any weight with me.
You're a transparent
lying child alone in a chatroom waiting for someone to talk
to.
Bob
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mancow has something
in store for you bitch, he rules
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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That Mancow
interview was almost 4 years ago. He's certianly taking
his time.
But wait! I thought that your daddy in the CIA had something
in store for me? What about him?
Were you able to
figure out how I knew your name?
Bob
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| “SUCK
MY COOOOOOOOOOOCK you homo” |
Suck my big fat
cock you freak SUCK MY COOOOOOOOOOOCK you homo, get some practice
in for jail
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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Hey, I haven't
had a contest in a while...Oh my fucking GOD! I've got a great
idea! It's contest time again! It's time for the Draw
Josh Wilkinson Contest!
Simply draw whatever
you think Josh Wilkinson looks like screaming any one of the
countless slogans he's made popular here on these pages, and
the funniest, best drawing (chosen by me) will receive the
original illustration that I did of Josh Wilkinson screaming:
"Fuck
Uuuuvvvv!"
A priceless heirloom to be treasured by the whole family.
All entries will
be displayed on these pages for the world to see! And Josh,
you can draw one too! Although you have the advantage of looking
in the mirror at the real deal I'll still allow your entry!
Email all entries
to DrawJoshContest@NormalBobSmith.com
All entries must be received by July 31st. The winner will
be chosen then.
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if you do it'll
be the last thing you ever fucking do cockwipe
Josh Wilkinson
josh_wilkinson51@yahoo.com
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